Posted on 12/10/2004 11:05:24 AM PST by TheBigB
By request...another OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to vent, post silly jokes, make nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD. I ask that we all keep our good buddy TomServo in our thoughts, also.
To get things started, a favorite cartoon:
Comment #219: Damn! Now I have to go change trou AGAIN!
--I LOVE MOOSE CHEESE--
speaking of squirrels ... here is a funny old squirrel clip thats worth a view "Too much Wildlife"
BTW ~ it's large mpg file though & may take a minute or two to load
Shania is the most beautiful women alive. I especially like that one video about a party for two when she’s walking down the street with things a jiggling in her own certain way.
Check out 385!
I think my girls would disagree...
Ratties get a bum rap. Especially when people compare Democrats to 'em. Oooo...that really gets 'em steamed.
Thanks for the link to the MPEG! That was a howl. :o)
Duck Hunting
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to
'enforce the laws pending.' He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and
said, 'Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your
kill?'
The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one
of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's rectum, pulled it out,
sniffed it, and said, 'This here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a
Washington state hunting license?'
The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington
state hunting license. The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger
in the bird's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, 'This here's an
Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?'
The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting license. The
warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, 'This
here's an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting license?'
Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter produced the
appropriate license. The warden, a little miffed at having struck out,
handed the ducks back to the hunter and said, 'You've got all of these
licenses, just where the hell are you from?'
The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said 'You're so smart, YOU
tell ME!'
I've worked with animals most of my life and I love them all! It's taken me years to convince my hubby to turn loose of some of his animal biases and he still relapses occasionally.
LOL!
Is it too late to start ignoring this thread? (Continued from last week.) I couldn't ignore it earlier because I was at work.
http://bigforkeagle.com/index.asp?Sec=Community&str=2964&arch=y
Horses stolen, victimized near Echo Lake
By STEVE LYSAKER
Bigfork Eagle
Area horse owners, especially those around Echo Lake, may want to keep a
close eye on their equine companions after two recent instances of abuse and
theft.
A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on
McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont
said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the
stable.
"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.
The incident came just days after a Flathead County deputy reported his
horse missing. The horse had apparently been taken from its stable near Echo
Lake early in the weekend.
The horse was back in its stable by late in the weekend with traces of
lanolin around its rectum, Dupont said.
"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said.
The sheriff's office is investigating, and Dupont advised horse owners
to be vigilant.
-Mr. Ed
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