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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****
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Posted on 12/10/2004 11:05:24 AM PST by TheBigB
By request...another OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to vent, post silly jokes, make nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD. I ask that we all keep our good buddy TomServo in our thoughts, also.
To get things started, a favorite cartoon:
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KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; post240rules
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To: miliantnutcase
Eh... h@X0r speak...
201
posted on
12/10/2004 12:06:21 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: Mo1
A geezer wakes up one morning to find a big ass gorilla on his roof. He looks in the Yellow Pages and sure enough, there is an ad, Gorilla Removers.
When the gorilla remover arrives, he gets out of his van with a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and the meanest Pit Bull you've ever seen.
The gorilla remover informs the geezer that he is going to go up on the roof and whack the gorilla with the baseball bat and when he lands on the ground the Pit Bull will grab him by the testicles with a death grip.
The gorilla will then be subdued and placed in a cage.
The geezer asks, "But what is theshotgun for"?
"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"
To: Dead Corpse
To: TheBigB
Did you happen to see this one yet? It's a favorite.
Whoooopsers!
204
posted on
12/10/2004 12:08:22 PM PST
by
Shryke
To: Mo1
205
posted on
12/10/2004 12:08:49 PM PST
by
prairiebreeze
(It's my right to publically celebrate Christmas and state my faith in Christ. At least for now.....)
To: johnfkerrysucks
To: TheBigB
Sing to the tune of "I'm looking over a four leaf clover"
I'm looking over...
my dead dog rover...
that I overran with the mower...
One leg is missing...
the other is gone...
the third is spread out
all over the lawn...
There is no use explaining...
the one remaining...
its hung on the kitchen door...
Oh I'm looking over...
my dead dog rover...
that I overran with the mower!
207
posted on
12/10/2004 12:09:29 PM PST
by
Sertorius
(A hayseed with no greek and dam^ proud of it)
To: finnman69; cyborg; arasina
When it comes to silliness, it is hard to top Yatta! Truly an oldie but goodie.
YATTA!
208
posted on
12/10/2004 12:09:49 PM PST
by
Petronski
(Sleepin' on the interstate, ah whoa-o, Gettin' wild, wild life.)
To: TheBigB
May i just say Assclown over and over? It's my Word For The Day.
209
posted on
12/10/2004 12:10:19 PM PST
by
Bella_Bru
(You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
To: Arrowhead1952
I'll raise your ogling!!! I'll see your raise (ahum) and raise you two eye-poppers.
210
posted on
12/10/2004 12:11:44 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
To: Bella_Bru
211
posted on
12/10/2004 12:12:57 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
To: TheBigB
And some say there's no evolution...
212
posted on
12/10/2004 12:13:00 PM PST
by
Wolfstar
(Counting down the days to when the new White House puppy arrives.)
To: TheBigB
213
posted on
12/10/2004 12:13:08 PM PST
by
SuperSonic
(The American people have spoken. Four More Years!! Four More Years!!)
To: TheBigB
214
posted on
12/10/2004 12:13:10 PM PST
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: Shryke
DUDE, you're doing it to me again. I have only one response:
215
posted on
12/10/2004 12:13:12 PM PST
by
Petronski
(Sleepin' on the interstate, ah whoa-o, Gettin' wild, wild life.)
To: martin_fierro
216
posted on
12/10/2004 12:13:34 PM PST
by
OSHA
(Actual DUer-I am so proud and excited! Let the recount and Inauguration of President Kerry begin!)
To: Petronski
217
posted on
12/10/2004 12:14:12 PM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.zimbabwesituation.com/flamelily.html)
To: Happygal
Hey! Where've you been?? :-)
218
posted on
12/10/2004 12:14:54 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
To: TheBigB
Britney Spears, her husband and her dog...
219
posted on
12/10/2004 12:15:04 PM PST
by
Wolfstar
(Counting down the days to when the new White House puppy arrives.)
To: OSHA
Now how did he get up there?
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