Big Mac Attack. Now, how to defend yourself against a fiend with a banana...
Posted on 12/09/2004 2:44:23 PM PST by ambrose
Man charged in hamburger attack
Thursday, December9, 2004, 9:19 AM
ROCHESTER, N.H. (AP) - A Maine man surrendered to police after being accused of assaulting a Rochester, N.H., store clerk with a steaming hamburger.
Thirty-seven-year-old Tony Carr of Berwick is charged with simple assault and criminal mischief.
Investigators say Carr got angry last week when the clerk at a Cumberland Farms would not allow him to pay for a hamburger while it was heating in the store microwave. Police said the clerk told Carr he had to bring the burger to the counter to pay for it.
Police say Carr brought the burger to the counter, but instead of paying for it, he shoved it into the clerk's face, burning his face and eye.
He is out on $5,000 personal recognizance bail and is due in court on January 3.
ever see "Falling Down"?
A McBattery.
Big Mac Attack. Now, how to defend yourself against a fiend with a banana...
See? Fast food is bad for you.
What about pointed sticks?
Special Sauce Assault
If the hamburger came from Hamburg, where the heck is Cheeseburg?
It was the Hamburglar, someone notify Mayor McCheese.
What about pointed sticks? QUIET!
..send out the 'patty-wagon'
groan! ha!
The guy was in a pickle. What else was he expected to do?
"What about pointed sticks?"
RELEASE THE TIGER!!!
I always tell people "no onions".
Now, you eat the banna.
What are you saying? WINNER! LOL!
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