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African Tribe Worships Salma Hayek's Breasts! (The Headline I've Waited All My Life For...)
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| 12/09/04
| Mark Miller
Posted on 12/09/2004 10:47:58 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: TheBigB
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
81
posted on
12/09/2004 11:33:14 AM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/usn/www_usn.nsf/ce952dea4507ee7780256cf4005d2254/78942dd1ba333c8c802)
To: TheBigB
The only known religion, anywhere in the world, where male attendence at worship services never, ever falls below 100%. :)
82
posted on
12/09/2004 11:34:29 AM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; cyborg
I do belong to a group that worships Neve Campbell's legs. However, we have no bylaws against cross-worship...
83
posted on
12/09/2004 11:36:58 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
When Hayek first appeared on screen, the Mandinkans were blown away by the sight of the 36C-25-37 actress. "Everyone gasped -- men, women, and children," recalls Kianga. "Salma was breathtakingly exquisite. She gave off a force, a light, an energy that came right through the screen and entered our very souls."
>>>
African tribal lust ...
84
posted on
12/09/2004 11:37:31 AM PST
by
ApesForEvolution
(You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
To: petercooper
85
posted on
12/09/2004 11:40:16 AM PST
by
ApesForEvolution
(You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
To: Servant of the 9
It's the only known religion whose bible comes with a centerfold. :)
86
posted on
12/09/2004 11:41:04 AM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: stainlessbanner
I heard the 'pitched-tent' has made a huge comeback in parts of Africa...
87
posted on
12/09/2004 11:41:24 AM PST
by
ApesForEvolution
(You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
To: ApesForEvolution
88
posted on
12/09/2004 11:42:43 AM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/usn/www_usn.nsf/ce952dea4507ee7780256cf4005d2254/78942dd1ba333c8c802)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
OK. I've got nothing to say. It's just important that I be a part of this thread.
89
posted on
12/09/2004 11:43:11 AM PST
by
LTCJ
To: cyborg
90
posted on
12/09/2004 11:43:38 AM PST
by
ApesForEvolution
(You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
To: LTCJ
We welcome all who come to worship with us, brother. :)
91
posted on
12/09/2004 11:43:54 AM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: ApesForEvolution
92
posted on
12/09/2004 11:45:11 AM PST
by
ApesForEvolution
(You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Ya know, it's really difficult to concentrate on the more important threads with this kind of stuff surging through the forum. I'm just going to have to complain to the modulator after I have my milk and cookies. This thread should be nippled in the bud.
93
posted on
12/09/2004 11:46:16 AM PST
by
Eastbound
("Neither a Scrooge nor a Patsy be")
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!
94
posted on
12/09/2004 11:47:01 AM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
('Hate' is just a special kind of Love we give to people who suck.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
It's the only known religion whose bible comes with a centerfold. :)And it's the only bible that parents routinely find hidden under their 13 year old son's bed.
95
posted on
12/09/2004 11:49:31 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Harry Reid is an embarrasment to the Senate)
To: Eastbound
Salma just doesn't know what to say...
Hello Eastbound...
96
posted on
12/09/2004 11:49:34 AM PST
by
ApesForEvolution
(You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
To: dubyaismypresident
...please, no further - for St. Salma's sake...
The last time, this road led to a discussion of DNA deposits and the like.
Let's not soil St. Salma's thread...
97
posted on
12/09/2004 11:51:27 AM PST
by
ApesForEvolution
(You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
To: Chad Fairbanks
Well, you do have a certain understated quality at times...but the clown nose is always waiting to pounce. : )
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; Constitution Day; cyborg; ApesForEvolution; Chad Fairbanks
This may be the only religion where it's possible to say "ALL KNEEL!"
and "ALL RISE!" at the same time. :-)
99
posted on
12/09/2004 11:54:24 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
To: TheBigB
LOL! I can't top that one. You win. :)
100
posted on
12/09/2004 11:56:23 AM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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