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African Tribe Worships Salma Hayek's Breasts! (The Headline I've Waited All My Life For...)
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| 12/09/04
| Mark Miller
Posted on 12/09/2004 10:47:58 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: Owl_Eagle
But now I think I'll exchange that for "The idea of Salma Hayek and Kitna Baker sharing love is a very beautiful thing to me..."Yeah, but Salmas are real, whereas Kitana Bakers are fake and malformed........not that I would turn it down.......
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posted on
12/09/2004 6:20:43 PM PST
by
SW6906
To: xJones
I bet his son is Prince Wannahockaloogie.
142
posted on
12/09/2004 6:22:56 PM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Please keep Freeper TomServo in your prayers today.)
To: stainlessbanner; All
They're fake. You can go buy a pair for yourself. Sheesh. What is it with men and breasts?
143
posted on
12/09/2004 6:28:14 PM PST
by
pharmamom
(All I want for Christmas is a new Beeber.)
To: Constitution Day
I bet his son is Prince Wannahockaloogie.Unfortunately the heir hasn't seen since he ran off chasing a hot air balloon.
144
posted on
12/09/2004 6:33:36 PM PST
by
xJones
To: pharmamom
If you can touch them, they're real. Deal with it!
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posted on
12/09/2004 6:35:19 PM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Please keep Freeper TomServo in your prayers today.)
To: Constitution Day
You have breasts. Do you spend all day touching them? And the fake ones feel funny.
146
posted on
12/09/2004 6:41:32 PM PST
by
pharmamom
(All I want for Christmas is a new Beeber.)
To: pharmamom
No, of course I don't, and yes, I know they do.
(I am just messing with you.)
As to your question: What is it with men and breasts?
The world may never know, but I think it will always be thus.
147
posted on
12/09/2004 6:44:49 PM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Please keep Freeper TomServo in your prayers today.)
To: Constitution Day
More than a mouthful is wasted, anyway. (So says a not-even-A-cup, passes-the-pencil-test-with-flying-colors, has-an-"F"-for "Front"-on-her-chest, jealous woman.)
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posted on
12/09/2004 6:48:26 PM PST
by
pharmamom
(All I want for Christmas is a new Beeber.)
To: pharmamom
Do you spend all day touching them? And the fake ones feel funny.I know I shouldn't ask, but how do you know?
149
posted on
12/09/2004 6:58:42 PM PST
by
xJones
To: martin_fierro
ROTFLM@O. He turns up in the strangest places.
150
posted on
12/09/2004 6:59:22 PM PST
by
rdl6989
(4 More Years! 4 More Years!)
To: pharmamom
(So says a not-even-A-cup, passes-the-pencil-test-with-flying-colors, has-an-"F"-for "Front"-on-her-chest, jealous woman.)Aha! Now we have the 'rest of the story'.
'^)
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posted on
12/09/2004 7:11:48 PM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Please keep Freeper TomServo in your prayers today.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
152
posted on
12/09/2004 7:14:07 PM PST
by
Khurkris
(That sound you hear coming from over the horizon...thats me laughing.)
To: xJones
A friend of mine had her boobs done, and she was showing them off to everyone. She let me touch them. They felt funny.
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posted on
12/09/2004 7:22:51 PM PST
by
pharmamom
(All I want for Christmas is a new Beeber.)
To: Portnoy
Hmmm...I've been looking for a club to join.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Me too, but I've always been an agnostic when it comes to breasts, I need to look touch and feel. You think I can still join?
154
posted on
12/09/2004 7:34:46 PM PST
by
politicalmerc
(To get Rejected Stickers http://www.tdowc.com/store/catalog)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
155
posted on
12/09/2004 7:47:29 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic changes have consequences.)
To: Hegewisch Dupa
If we can prove three miracles were done in the name of her hoots, we can nominate the things for Sainthood too They first have to be dead.
156
posted on
12/09/2004 8:07:51 PM PST
by
FredZarguna
(Vilings Stuned my Beeber: Or, How I Learned to Live with Embarrassing NoSpellCheck Titles.)
To: pharmamom
A friend of mine had her boobs done, and she was showing them off to everyone. She let me touch them. < Gasp > Woohoo!
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The WoMandikas aren't going to happy with this!
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posted on
12/09/2004 8:29:04 PM PST
by
BIGLOOK
(I once opposed keelhauling but have recently come to my senses.)
Do you believe?
Do you believe in the power of the mammary glands?
Put your hands on the mammary glands.
Do you feel the power?
Lord have mercy
159
posted on
12/09/2004 8:56:43 PM PST
by
spectr17
(Veni, Vedi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around)
To: pharmamom
What is it with men and breasts?
>>>
It all started with Mommy...you see, ... oh, nevermind. lol
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posted on
12/09/2004 9:21:42 PM PST
by
ApesForEvolution
(You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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