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African Tribe Worships Salma Hayek's Breasts! (The Headline I've Waited All My Life For...)
Weekly World News ^ | 12/09/04 | Mark Miller

Posted on 12/09/2004 10:47:58 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

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To: Owl_Eagle
But now I think I'll exchange that for "The idea of Salma Hayek and Kitna Baker sharing love is a very beautiful thing to me..."

Yeah, but Salmas are real, whereas Kitana Bakers are fake and malformed........not that I would turn it down.......

141 posted on 12/09/2004 6:20:43 PM PST by SW6906
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To: xJones

I bet his son is Prince Wannahockaloogie.


142 posted on 12/09/2004 6:22:56 PM PST by Constitution Day (Please keep Freeper TomServo in your prayers today.)
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To: stainlessbanner; All

They're fake. You can go buy a pair for yourself. Sheesh. What is it with men and breasts?


143 posted on 12/09/2004 6:28:14 PM PST by pharmamom (All I want for Christmas is a new Beeber.)
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To: Constitution Day
I bet his son is Prince Wannahockaloogie.

Unfortunately the heir hasn't seen since he ran off chasing a hot air balloon.

144 posted on 12/09/2004 6:33:36 PM PST by xJones
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To: pharmamom

If you can touch them, they're real. Deal with it!


145 posted on 12/09/2004 6:35:19 PM PST by Constitution Day (Please keep Freeper TomServo in your prayers today.)
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To: Constitution Day

You have breasts. Do you spend all day touching them? And the fake ones feel funny.


146 posted on 12/09/2004 6:41:32 PM PST by pharmamom (All I want for Christmas is a new Beeber.)
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To: pharmamom
No, of course I don't, and yes, I know they do.
(I am just messing with you.)

As to your question: What is it with men and breasts?
The world may never know, but I think it will always be thus.

147 posted on 12/09/2004 6:44:49 PM PST by Constitution Day (Please keep Freeper TomServo in your prayers today.)
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To: Constitution Day

More than a mouthful is wasted, anyway. (So says a not-even-A-cup, passes-the-pencil-test-with-flying-colors, has-an-"F"-for "Front"-on-her-chest, jealous woman.)


148 posted on 12/09/2004 6:48:26 PM PST by pharmamom (All I want for Christmas is a new Beeber.)
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To: pharmamom
Do you spend all day touching them? And the fake ones feel funny.

I know I shouldn't ask, but how do you know?

149 posted on 12/09/2004 6:58:42 PM PST by xJones
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To: martin_fierro

ROTFLM@O. He turns up in the strangest places.

150 posted on 12/09/2004 6:59:22 PM PST by rdl6989 (4 More Years! 4 More Years!)
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To: pharmamom
(So says a not-even-A-cup, passes-the-pencil-test-with-flying-colors, has-an-"F"-for "Front"-on-her-chest, jealous woman.)

Aha! Now we have the 'rest of the story'.

'^)

151 posted on 12/09/2004 7:11:48 PM PST by Constitution Day (Please keep Freeper TomServo in your prayers today.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Hmmm...works for me.


152 posted on 12/09/2004 7:14:07 PM PST by Khurkris (That sound you hear coming from over the horizon...thats me laughing.)
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To: xJones

A friend of mine had her boobs done, and she was showing them off to everyone. She let me touch them. They felt funny.


153 posted on 12/09/2004 7:22:51 PM PST by pharmamom (All I want for Christmas is a new Beeber.)
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To: Portnoy

Hmmm...I've been looking for a club to join.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<


Me too, but I've always been an agnostic when it comes to breasts, I need to look touch and feel. You think I can still join?


154 posted on 12/09/2004 7:34:46 PM PST by politicalmerc (To get Rejected Stickers http://www.tdowc.com/store/catalog)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I'm rich!!


155 posted on 12/09/2004 7:47:29 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic changes have consequences.)
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
If we can prove three miracles were done in the name of her hoots, we can nominate the things for Sainthood too

They first have to be dead.

156 posted on 12/09/2004 8:07:51 PM PST by FredZarguna (Vilings Stuned my Beeber: Or, How I Learned to Live with Embarrassing NoSpellCheck Titles.)
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To: pharmamom
A friend of mine had her boobs done, and she was showing them off to everyone. She let me touch them.

< Gasp > Woohoo!

157 posted on 12/09/2004 8:23:33 PM PST by stainlessbanner
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The WoMandikas aren't going to happy with this!


158 posted on 12/09/2004 8:29:04 PM PST by BIGLOOK (I once opposed keelhauling but have recently come to my senses.)
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Do you believe?

Do you believe in the power of the mammary glands?

Put your hands on the mammary glands.

Do you feel the power?

Lord have mercy


159 posted on 12/09/2004 8:56:43 PM PST by spectr17 (Veni, Vedi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around)
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To: pharmamom

What is it with men and breasts?

>>>

It all started with Mommy...you see, ... oh, nevermind. lol


160 posted on 12/09/2004 9:21:42 PM PST by ApesForEvolution (You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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