[pharmamom]

You have breasts. Do you spend all day touching them? And the fake ones feel funny.

[Constitution Day]

No, of course I don't, and yes, I know they do.
(I am just messing with you.)

As to your question: What is it with men and breasts?
The world may never know, but I think it will always be thus.

[xJones]

Do you spend all day touching them? And the fake ones feel funny.

I know I shouldn't ask, but how do you know?