Hey, it could happen.
1 posted on
12/09/2004 7:22:39 AM PST by
Pfesser
To: Pfesser
Ah YES. The "Sleep" Defense!
2 posted on
12/09/2004 7:24:48 AM PST by
drt1
To: Pfesser
he was sleep walki.. er humping
3 posted on
12/09/2004 7:25:15 AM PST by
treffner
To: Pfesser
Riig declined to speculate about how the man, who had been drinking, could have had sex in his sleep, apparently after undressing the woman. But he said an ex-partner of the man had testified by telephone that similar things had happened to her.Some people walk and shout in their sleep, this guy has sex!
To: Pfesser
Sounds like a threesome with Aquavit.
To: Pfesser
I guess this gives new meaning to the "wet dream".
7 posted on
12/09/2004 7:27:40 AM PST by
marvlus
To: Pfesser
Happens all the time.
However, the more discerning "humper" learns to take the trousers and sweater OFF the pillow before retiring.
8 posted on
12/09/2004 7:27:42 AM PST by
ez2muz
To: Pfesser
At least twice per month, Mrs. Glock tells me that I came on to her in the night.
BUt I don't remember. (I swear)
9 posted on
12/09/2004 7:31:32 AM PST by
KidGlock
(W-1)
To: Pfesser
awoke to find the 34-year-old man having sex with her. How do you wake up and find someone having sex with you. Wouldn't the wine and Barry Mantilow songs wake you up first?
10 posted on
12/09/2004 7:31:48 AM PST by
2banana
(They want to die for Islam and we want to kill them)
To: Pfesser
Maybe some justice minded Norwegian can use the same defense for blowing the perps brains out.
To: Pfesser
"He said that he was asleep and the majority of the judges found that they could not rule out the possibility," defense lawyer Christian Riig told NRK public radio.
This guy HAS to be related to John Edwards
12 posted on
12/09/2004 7:34:14 AM PST by
NRA1995
(Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan and I think yer gonna fin'lly understand)
To: Pfesser
Pssst...hey judge...I have a swell deal for ya...my father left me this bridge in Brooklyn...
15 posted on
12/09/2004 7:48:26 AM PST by
Edgerunner
(The left ain't right. Hand me that launch pickle...)
To: Pfesser
Sounds like a bad Ole and Lena joke.
To: Pfesser
Hey this exact thing happened to me!
Of course it was with my wife. And we were already in the same bed with little clothing on to begin with.
No one screamed though, which might not be a good thing.
18 posted on
12/09/2004 8:08:49 AM PST by
subterfuge
("Dems think 'Values' are what you get at WalMart"--subterfuge)
To: Pfesser
This thread made me sleepy.
To: Junior
22 posted on
12/09/2004 8:12:23 AM PST by
cjshapi
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