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Groin won't let Hand go
Yahoo Sports ^ | Monday, December 6, 2004 | Fanball staff

Posted on 12/07/2004 11:02:28 AM PST by Randjuke

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Giants defensive tackle Norman Hand was inactive for Sunday's game against the Redskins. Hand pulled his groin in the week 12 game against the Eagles.

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It's no coincidence that Redskins' running back Clinton Portis churned out 148 rushing yards on Sunday. The Giants' defensive line has been ravaged by injuries in recent weeks, but Hand had been an anchor against the run. We'll check in with Norman once the practice week begins to see if he'll be able to go against the Ravens.


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In the great tradition of "Hand Pulls Groin"
1 posted on 12/07/2004 11:02:28 AM PST by Randjuke
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To: Randjuke

They *have* to be doing this on purpose.


2 posted on 12/07/2004 11:03:45 AM PST by TheRatHunter
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To: Randjuke

Harry Palmer could substitute, I suppose.


3 posted on 12/07/2004 11:03:50 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Randjuke

Sounds just like an issue I had as an adolescent.


4 posted on 12/07/2004 11:03:56 AM PST by asgardshill ("We march by day and read Xenophon by night.")
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To: Constitution Day; TheBigB

Here we go again!


5 posted on 12/07/2004 11:04:37 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox" Greg!)
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To: Randjuke

My son suffers from the same condition.


6 posted on 12/07/2004 11:05:11 AM PST by msnimje
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Too good. ;-)


7 posted on 12/07/2004 11:05:30 AM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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To: Randjuke

He's gonna go blind.


8 posted on 12/07/2004 11:05:43 AM PST by Petronski (WARNING: Persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves.)
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To: Randjuke

That's the headline? You're jerkin' me, right?


9 posted on 12/07/2004 11:06:03 AM PST by anonymous_user
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To: Randjuke

OK,

Is this his real name and why couldn't he have hurt something else?


10 posted on 12/07/2004 11:06:24 AM PST by najida (Aunt to Miss Emily Ann- Cutest Baby in the World.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; TheBigB

It's twue!


11 posted on 12/07/2004 11:06:31 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Randjuke
Hand pulled his groin...

Mom always said I'd go blind doing that.

12 posted on 12/07/2004 11:06:32 AM PST by Recovering Hermit
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To: Owl_Eagle
Groin won't let Hand go

Since when did you get a job writing headlines for Yahoo! sports stories?

13 posted on 12/07/2004 11:06:45 AM PST by HenryLeeII (Democrats have killed more Americans than the Soviets and Nazis combined!)
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To: Randjuke

I had the same problem as a teenager when I would watch the USA Network late at night.


14 posted on 12/07/2004 11:07:08 AM PST by LowCountryJoe (Many things in moderation, some with conservation, few in immoderation, all because of liberation!)
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To: asgardshill
Damn, you beat me to it!
15 posted on 12/07/2004 11:08:21 AM PST by LowCountryJoe (Many things in moderation, some with conservation, few in immoderation, all because of liberation!)
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To: Randjuke

The groin wont let the hand go, sounds like the crazy glue scene in American Pie II.


16 posted on 12/07/2004 11:14:41 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!)
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To: Randjuke; Constitution Day; TheBigB

Reggie Tongue had no comment.


17 posted on 12/07/2004 12:05:30 PM PST by martin_fierro (Phat Tuesday!)
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