[KidGlock]

I hope the officer wasn't suffering from Uromysitisis.

It could be fatal, you know.

[TheBigB]

"Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger? I know it's against the law. Because I could get Euromysitisis poisoning and die, that's why! ..Do you think I enjoy living like this? ..the shame, the humiliation.. You know, I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition.. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place! You want to call the Department of Social Services? Oh, it's Saturday. They're closed today. My luck."

[DoughtyOne]

Is there such a thing, or am I missed the hook? Heh heh heh...