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I think we need a government program to educate the ignorant males.
1 posted on 12/06/2004 6:49:35 AM PST by Raycpa
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There was a Flash game out there a few years back that was pretty funny and was called "The Urinal Game". Its relates to the unwritten etiquette of a men's bathroom.
2 posted on 12/06/2004 6:53:31 AM PST by frog_jerk_2004
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serious journalism from erudite students i see.

too much time on their hands perhaps?


3 posted on 12/06/2004 6:54:02 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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Here's the link to The Urinal Game

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urinal.php

4 posted on 12/06/2004 6:56:01 AM PST by frog_jerk_2004
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Two guys were in the restroom doing their thing. One guy looked down at the other and commented " boy thats a beauty ". The other guy commented " ya but I would trade it for one that works ".


5 posted on 12/06/2004 6:56:48 AM PST by BIGZ
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Given our "diverse" culture, it is ever important to remember and enforce the "eyes forward" unwritten rule.


6 posted on 12/06/2004 6:58:17 AM PST by Hat-Trick (Do you trust a government that cannot trust you with guns?)
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The important thing is to 'hold my own' no matter what the spacing.


7 posted on 12/06/2004 6:58:51 AM PST by JustAnotherOkie
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LONDON Dec 1, 2004 — A porcelain urinal is the most influential work of modern art, according to a survey released Wednesday.

The poll of 500 arts figures ranked French surrealist Marcel Duchamp's 1917 piece "Fountain" an ordinary white, porcelain urinal more influential than Pablo Picasso's "Les Demoiselles d'Avignon," Andy Warhol's screen prints of Marilyn Monroe and "Guernica," Picasso's searing depiction of the devastation of war.


8 posted on 12/06/2004 6:59:30 AM PST by wkdaysoff (Hogsbreath is better than no breath at all.)
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Boy, that water's cold.

Yeah, and its deep too.

9 posted on 12/06/2004 6:59:51 AM PST by asgardshill ("We march by day and read Xenophon by night.")
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Urinal Etiquette Rule #6:

Do NOT aim diagnally at another urinal while another patron is "busy" in said urinal unless you have a death-wish.

10 posted on 12/06/2004 7:00:44 AM PST by F16Fighter
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The whole point of unwritten ettiquette is that it is not specified. It is this lack of formality which allows flexible interpretations (such as that noted at sporting events).

This study really does fall into the 'to observe is to affect' problem.


11 posted on 12/06/2004 7:00:52 AM PST by tjwmason ("For he himself has said it, And it's greatly to his credit, That he is an Englishman!")
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Man's got a point. :D


14 posted on 12/06/2004 7:03:17 AM PST by Constantine XIII
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Men have a great advantage over women. They can always go outside and fire away at the bushes.

And as my husband says, there's one thing women will never be able to do -- write on the ceiling.

16 posted on 12/06/2004 7:04:51 AM PST by Old Phone Man
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Urinal Ettiquette:

If you can keep at least 1 vacant urinal between you and others you should do so... never select a urinal right next to someone else, if you can use one that is not.

Always look straight ahead... no wondering eyes. Sometimes you can find interesting limerics written on the tile grout.

Flush - probably the most ignored rule.. as long as this one is ignored, there is no way to counter the "men are slobs" argument.

Anything more than 2 shakes is considered pleasuring yourself and not appropriate.


17 posted on 12/06/2004 7:05:17 AM PST by HamiltonJay ("You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.")
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To: Raycpa Men have a great advantage over women. They can always go outside and fire away at the bushes. And as my husband says, there's one thing women will never be able to do -- write on the ceiling. 16 posted on 12/06/2004 10:04:51 AM EST by Old Phone Man

OOPS. I was logged in as my husband. I made comment 16 above. Mu husband does not have a husband.

19 posted on 12/06/2004 7:07:12 AM PST by Old Lady
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Whenever he was seen in the lav, a one-time average-height co-worker would always go to the boy's urinal at the end of the line, even when none of the others were occupied.

Thinking this strange (and with eyes straight ahead ;-) he was once asked why he seemed to be doing this. His reply:

"Proper tip-to-floor distance..."


20 posted on 12/06/2004 7:11:14 AM PST by mikrofon (Rule #7: No Flatulence at the Fixture)
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I once embraced a urinal when all the stalls were full. I needed to make a call to Ralph on the porcelein telephone.


22 posted on 12/06/2004 7:15:07 AM PST by Piquaboy (22 year veteran of the Army, AIr Force, Pray for all our military in hostile territory.)
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To: johniegrad; onyx

I know it's not a vanity...but still qualifies as potty-talk!


25 posted on 12/06/2004 7:18:57 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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Two words you don't want to hear while standing at the urinal: "Nice d**k!"


27 posted on 12/06/2004 7:23:06 AM PST by VRWCmember ("The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2)
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Matt Esposito, a senior and victim of the broken rule said that when it happens, "I feel like the sanctity of my manhood is violated."

What does a 17 year old know about manhood? You're not a man until Mom and Dad stop feeding you and giving you a place to store your Playstation, kiddo.

28 posted on 12/06/2004 7:24:49 AM PST by SilentServiceCPOWife (In the smiling twilight of the new political morning, the unwashed told their betters to shove it.)
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Interesting. As a female I have never given any thought to urinal etiquette. Seems like I learn something new almost every day.


32 posted on 12/06/2004 7:34:38 AM PST by muggs (Political Correctness and Pandering For Votes Is Going to Get Americans Killed!)
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