In case your energy bills are too high this winter, follow this foolproof plan to stock up on coal!
Merry Christmas!
1 posted on
12/05/2004 8:34:00 PM PST by
nhoward14
To: nhoward14
2 posted on
12/05/2004 8:37:20 PM PST by
diverteach
(signs of the times. whatcha gonna do... \o/)
To: nhoward14
"12. Get a job as a mall Santa and then tell all the children they'll get what you give 'em and that's that!"
Judge Smails as Santa: "YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!"
4 posted on
12/05/2004 9:29:02 PM PST by
NRA1995
(Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan and I think yer gonna fin'lly understand)
To: nhoward14
Creatively re-arrange the neighbor's animal characters to make it look like they're 'doing it'.
5 posted on
12/05/2004 9:39:05 PM PST by
Keith in Iowa
(Democrats: Tolerant of all people and opinions. Except me & mine - Conservative, Christian.)
To: nhoward14
5. Wear a Santa suit to the nearest red light district and stand on the corner saying "Ho!" as women walk by.
That's funny!
6 posted on
12/05/2004 11:22:47 PM PST by
jocon307
(Jihad is world wide. Jihad is serious business. We ignore global jihad at our peril.)
To: nhoward14
8. Buy a package of Keebler's E.L. Fudge Sandwich Cookies and hand them out to children saying this is what happens to the bad elves.
ROFL! I love those little elf cookies!!
To: nhoward14
Randomly replace one bulb in your neighbor's lights
I did very similar abut four years ago (with his wife being in on the scheme)....he's a German and on several occasions takes the opportunity to slam Jews; so on their front yard lit tree, I did a "disconnect" and wrapped it all in blue lights.
It took him until the second evening to even notice it.
9 posted on
12/06/2004 2:35:58 PM PST by
ErnBatavia
(ErnBatavia, Coulter, Malkin, Ingraham....the ultimate Menage a Quatro)
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