number 11 is a good one
Fun Things To Do To Your Roommate During Christmas
1) Claim to have been a Christmas tree in your past life ... when your roommate brings one into the room scream bloody murder.
2) Go to the mall with your roommate ... sit on Santa's lap and then refuse to get off.
3) Wear a santa suit all day ... deny that you are wearing it.
4) Sit in corner in fetal position rocking back and forth chanting "Santa Clause is comin' to town."
5) Hang stocking with your roommate's name on it and fill it with coal and sharp objects ... when questioned by roommate ... respond by saying, "You've been very naughty this year."
6) Paint your nose red and put on antlers and complain about being left out of all the reindeer games.
7) Wrap yourself in nothing but Christmas lights and roll around in the snow.
8) Sing ... "All I want for Christmas is my roommate's two front teeth."
9) Build a snowman with your roommate. When you put the hat on and it doesn't come to life, scream hysterically "It didn't work!"
10) Whip your roommate and shout "On Comet, on Cupid ... etc."
11) Tear down your roommate's Christmas decorations while muttering "bah humbug!"
12) Wake up every morning screaming, "Ghost of Christmas future have mercy on my soul!"
13) Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.
14) Wear a long white fake beard and insist that all your roommates friends "give it a yank."
15) Recite over and over about how the Grinch stole Christmas while in your underwear standing in front of a mirror.
16) Smoke mistletoe and do what comes naturally.
17) Watch your roommate sleep and when they wake up start singing "He sees you when you're sleeping ..."
18) Steal a life size nativity scene and put it in your room ... when your roommate questions you say "I had to let them stay here ... there was no more room at the inn!"