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For Sale, Cheap
Bargains, presumably | 05-December-2004 | Ron Pickrell

Posted on 12/05/2004 9:57:01 AM PST by pickrell

Edited on 12/05/2004 10:08:50 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

For Sale: No reasonable offer refused.

One activist, used, high maintenance. Been in Columbus, Ohio for a few weeks, we're ready to deal! Older model, obsolete software, but probably packing plenty of hardware.

Model: Reverend

Comes with: unlimited media microphones on all minority questions, unbelievably large entourage, good cash flow (we're talking GOOD cash flow)

Inquire: Find the most expensive hotel, look for the largest block of the best suites taken for the hired muscle.

Terms: Leave your check at the counter. Fill in any amount. It will at least help on the skipped bill.

Guarantees: Well, that's kinda your problem, chump- er, fortunate buyer!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bargains; jackson

1 posted on 12/05/2004 9:57:02 AM PST by pickrell
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To: pickrell

Sell it on E-bay. Someone'll buy it.


2 posted on 12/05/2004 9:57:55 AM PST by martin_fierro (Harsh not my mellow)
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To: pickrell

Stay out the bushes!!!


3 posted on 12/05/2004 10:08:04 AM PST by socal_parrot (LA woman gonna hafta do...)
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