Posted on 12/04/2004 2:49:05 PM PST by dangus
Good news for Antonia Zerbisias! She was so helpful to advise Freepers and bloggers ("The pajamahadeens are digging their own graves") that I thought I'd help her find her real parents. Did I ever!.
First, here's Zerbisias. (The reporter's name, not to be confused with similar sounding infections):

Now to meet the parents.
First, Mom, an albino witch featured in the Princess Bride. Actually she's a he, which helps account for Antonia's political bias, as well as several birth abnormalities.

And, now, dear old dad:

The family resemblance is striking, isn't it?
Poor Droopy normally does much better with women

but was quite feverish.
intended only for satire.
Don't do this, please. It's silly.
Are you serious? I did make very plain that it was silliness.
Irony lost in the tides once again. *sigh*
I couldn't tell. A smiley or a winkie after a comment such as that helps.
Sorry! I usually do a winkie, but I had kitchen chores to attend to. ; )
We wouldn't you doing a winkie in the kitchen! :^)
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