Favorite Seinfeld Episode - PLEASE OPINE

[dirtboy]

Favorite Seinfeld Episode - PLEASE OPINE

The last one. Because then it was over and I didn't have to hear about Seinfeld all the time.

[ssaftler]

The next one.




Oops, they're not making any more. Case closed.

[safeasthebanks]

"Are you saying, you want a piece of me?"

"I'd drop you like a bag of dirt"

[BossLady]

I so agree with you! I liked Frasier much better.

[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

Oh yeah, and the one where Elaine and Kramer are fighting over a schwinn girls bike and Newman gets to play judge over the situation. He says they should split the bike. Elaine says, "Yeah, okay, split the thing." And Kramer says "No, I'd rather see it go to another than see it destroyed." Newman rules ala King Solomon that Kramer was the bikes true owner...

Then there is the muffin stump episode. LOL!

[newgeezer]

After a casual totally out of the blue remark attacking a pizza owner for opposing abortion, like he was some kind of monster, I never watched it again.

I must have missed that one. I think what finally killed it for me -- in the 3rd or maybe 4th season -- was when I realized a lot of the show's "comedy" had to do with the characters' various forms of creative lying to anyone and everyone, probably even each other.

[Welsh Rabbit]

So many good ones; Newman squealing on Jerry for making out during Schindler's List, the library detective, the ones with Lloyd Bridges and the Mandelbaums, Elaine failing the drug test, George pretending to be crippled...

[Americanwolf]

yeah fraiser was about the only network show I could stand for awhile.

[Larry Lucido]

"Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS."

"MOOPS? LET ME SEE THAT. THAT'S NOT MOOPS YOU JERK, IT'S MOORS. IT'S A MISPRINT."

"I'm sorry the card says MOOPS."

[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

Oh that one is great. But you can't beat the line on the Festivus episode where George's dad says "Now it's time for the airing of the grievances."

--A Festivus for the rest of us.

[Rummyfan]

And the Feats of Strength! As well as the Festivus pole, and Kramer being recognized as Dr Van Nostrand.

[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

LOL!

Oh, and can you even think about a dermatologist without thinking Pimple Popper M.D.?

[justaguy]

A$$MAN

[calljack]

The last one

[N. Theknow]

First and only Seinfeld I was trapped into watching was when one of the characters, the bald smarmy one, was accosted by another patron for pissing in the shower at an athletic club.

I spent the rest of the show trying to imagine how Ricky Ricardo and Fred Mertz would have been with the story line.

I never could visualize such a thing.

Nor could I visualize why Seinfeld would get $1 Million per episode.

Alas our humor, like our manners our music and our morals, have become a repository of all that is crude, rude and vulgar.

[theDentist]

Another great one.

Jerry: "What was the straw that broke the back? Pimple Popper?"
Woman Doctor: "Yup. That was the one"
Jerry (smiling to himself as she leaves): "I've still got it.

[Xenalyte]

Festivus . . . because it really IS the holiday for the rest of us!

[theDentist]

Alas our humor, like our manners our music and our morals, have become a repository of all that is crude, rude and vulgar.

You forgot certain Sports Fans.

[colorcountry]

I spent Thanksgiving evening watching Andy Griffith reruns with my teenagers.

Opie: "Pa, I never seen a 1/2 boy"

Andy: "It's a ratio"./p>

Opie: "Poor Horatio"

Now that's funny right there

[Blzbba]

"Serenity Now....Insanity later."


"Festivus for the rest of us."


"You anti-Dentite bastard!"


"You got 2 pints of Kramer in ya, buddy!"


So many funny, quotable lines and episodes!


P.S. I don't get why there are so many people in a Seinfeld thread who don't like the show and feel compelled to tell us that.