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$$$ Step up to big ZOT $$$
12/02/04 | Jenni

Posted on 12/02/2004 4:43:02 PM PST by jmgilleland

Edited on 12/02/2004 4:49:54 PM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

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To: jmgilleland
READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

It did. I am now 10 seconds older and angrier.

41 posted on 12/02/2004 5:09:37 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation.)
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To: jmgilleland

My life was already changed by herbal Viagra. Reading this won't change it back again, will it? Because, you know, I wanna walk around with a grin like a death rictus on my phiz just like Bob. You know Bob? I seen him on the tube and I'm not sure why he's so happy all the time but it evidently has to do with golf clubs and cigars and trains going through tunnels and that kind of stuff. There's some serious semiotic action going down with Bob, I wannatellya. This wouldn't be anything like that, would it?


42 posted on 12/02/2004 5:10:28 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: jmgilleland
READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

Or it could cause you to have a chronic monkey-spanking episode.
Who's to say, really. Thanks for playing though!

43 posted on 12/02/2004 5:10:29 PM PST by humblegunner (And who knows what else?)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:

Please send me your email address as I want to send a chain letter to you....( I only have 2 friends who have computers)

44 posted on 12/02/2004 5:10:32 PM PST by woofie
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To: jmgilleland

Hey, you forgot to include the addresses for those 2,000
websites.


45 posted on 12/02/2004 5:10:58 PM PST by taxesareforever
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To: Chad Fairbanks

Please Hurry as my 7 minutes is almost up


46 posted on 12/02/2004 5:12:16 PM PST by woofie
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To: USF
WOW! Thanks!...Waiting in anticipation, USF

HA!HA!..You got one too? :))

47 posted on 12/02/2004 5:12:29 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

A simple "you fusty rude-growing ratsbane" would have been sufficient.


48 posted on 12/02/2004 5:13:12 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

Vivid word picture there.

49 posted on 12/02/2004 5:13:43 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation.)
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To: onyx

Part of the BIG 10!


50 posted on 12/02/2004 5:13:56 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: woofie

Uh-oh!


(LOL)


51 posted on 12/02/2004 5:14:05 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks ('Hate' is just a special kind of Love we give to people who suck.)
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To: jmgilleland; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; Old Sarge; PetroniDE; Lady Jag
We don't need no stinking money!!!!!


52 posted on 12/02/2004 5:15:00 PM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: jmgilleland

53 posted on 12/02/2004 5:15:35 PM PST by Gumption
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To: Billthedrill

And they say I'm weird.....


54 posted on 12/02/2004 5:16:22 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Chad Fairbanks

We received a letter in the mail the other day exactly like the one posted. Must really be making the rounds.


55 posted on 12/02/2004 5:16:46 PM PST by Lijahsbubbe
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To: Billthedrill

" I wanna walk around with a grin like a death rictus on my phiz just like Bob."

DO NOT write stuff like that without a warning!!! There's nobody else home just now to dial 911 if I actually get a heart attack from laughing!!!!!


56 posted on 12/02/2004 5:16:55 PM PST by Luddite Patent Counsel ("If you accumulate enough layers of superficiality, that's pretty much the same as having depth")
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To: martin_fierro

in the Yanomamo community, "pulling down the eye" is something like flipping the bird.


57 posted on 12/02/2004 5:17:09 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (if a man lives long enough, he gets to see the same thing over and over.)
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To: jmgilleland

GETTING ZOTTED CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE! Tell all of your friends today! (Oh, yeah-you don't have any.)


58 posted on 12/02/2004 5:17:11 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel ("Nature abhors a moron."-H.L. Mencken)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Congrats for the most awesome reply I've ever coma across...


59 posted on 12/02/2004 5:17:24 PM PST by shuckmaster (shucks.net)
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To: alancarp

KEWL!!! :))


60 posted on 12/02/2004 5:17:48 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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