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Blond Joke Protest has Dark Roots (my headline)
Ananova ^ | 11/24/2004 | Staff

Posted on 11/24/2004 12:04:11 PM PST by Red Badger

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To: Trampled by Lambs

Blond or blonde?

FR spell check flags blonde...


21 posted on 11/24/2004 12:18:30 PM PST by Trampled by Lambs ("Making Al Gore regret inventing the internet, one post at a time")
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To: Red Badger
what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence

22 posted on 11/24/2004 12:18:52 PM PST by Fedupwithit ("Expend all remaining within my perimeter!"..a MA FReeper sacrificing himself)
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To: classygreeneyedblonde
Can anyone look into the sun and see any PING?
23 posted on 11/24/2004 12:19:17 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Trampled by Lambs
Substitute your rival college team, pro team, country, etc. if you want to be sensitive to other groups.

e.g.
Q: Why doesn't Florida fall off into the Atlantic?

A: Because Georgia Sucks! (see how easy that was).
24 posted on 11/24/2004 12:21:06 PM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: llevrok
How do you know a blonde has been copying software?

You find a CD in the copier.

25 posted on 11/24/2004 12:21:30 PM PST by Semper Paratus (Michael)
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To: Constitution Day

Dude, you're evil (c8


26 posted on 11/24/2004 12:22:33 PM PST by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: Red Badger

The Eyebrows are Blond or Blonde


27 posted on 11/24/2004 12:30:41 PM PST by 26lemoncharlie (Defending America)
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To: Semper Paratus

I was walking along with this blond chick and we passes this sign that said wet floor well she did


28 posted on 11/24/2004 12:31:17 PM PST by al baby (she stuned my little beeber)
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To: Poohbah
Dude, you're evil (c8

Why, thanks. I do try.

;^)

29 posted on 11/24/2004 12:31:28 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: cjshapi

Huh?


30 posted on 11/24/2004 12:48:23 PM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: Constitution Day
har har har....this is my "I'm supposed to be sitting on the NJ Turnpike but we decided to drive up tomorrow morning so what the heck I'll check out FR" time.

Three girls are running from the police...a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. They run into a barn and hide in sacks. The police chase after them into the barn. One officer kicks the sack with the brunette, asking, "WHO IS IN THERE?". The brunette barks out, "woof, woof"....so the officer says, "Oh, just a dog". He then kicks the sack with the redhead, and hears a "meow"...figures, "Oh, just a cat". He kicks the sack with the blonde hiding in it and says, "OK...WHO IS IN THERE?"

The blonde says, "Potatoe!"

(snicker....have a good day tomorrow!)

31 posted on 11/24/2004 12:51:15 PM PST by ZinGirl
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To: ZinGirl

Bwahaha! Very good. :)
Have a safe trip & a great Thanksgiving. We're staying here.

CD


32 posted on 11/24/2004 12:53:50 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: llevrok

good one.


33 posted on 11/24/2004 4:33:34 PM PST by PeriwinkleMinniepaws
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To: Red Badger
Why blond jokes? Could it be... Jelousy, mabye?


34 posted on 11/26/2004 12:58:13 PM PST by rcocean
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To: GeekDejure
"How can you tell when a blond is really blond?"


Check and see if collars and cuff match.
35 posted on 11/26/2004 1:01:59 PM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Dan Rather called Saddam "Mister President and President Bush "bush")
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