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Spongebob kidnapped and held for ransom
Morrison County Record ^
| 11-18-04
| MC Record
Posted on 11/23/2004 5:33:16 PM PST by Rakkasan1
On Nov. 18 the Little Falls Police Department responded to a call that a large SpongeBob was missing from the top of the Burger King Restaurant. In place of SpongeBob was a ransom note stating in part, “We have SpongeBob. Give us 10 crabby patties, fries and milk shakes,” signed Plankton. The note also warned “Patrick is next.” According to members of the Little Falls Police Department, “Plankton always wants the recipe for crabby patties and he is unable to attain it. Patrick is SpongeBob’s sidekick.” The investigation continues. Anyone with information on the whereabouts of Burger King’s SpongeBob is asked to contact the Little Falls Police Department at 320-616-5570.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: kidnapped; littlefalls; mn; ransom; spongebob
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this is the biggest kidnapping there since the Lindberg baby.
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posted on
11/23/2004 5:33:16 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
To: Rakkasan1
Series stuff here. The gays will be holding a vigil soon.
2
posted on
11/23/2004 5:34:42 PM PST
by
Yardstick
To: Rakkasan1
there going to wring as much as they can out of him
3
posted on
11/23/2004 5:35:06 PM PST
by
al baby
(she stuned my little beeber)
To: Rakkasan1
We stick to Jimmy Neutron and Fairly Odd Parents in our house. Nobody likes Spongebob.
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posted on
11/23/2004 5:35:08 PM PST
by
DTogo
(U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
11/23/2004 5:35:21 PM PST
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Fintan
What if they held a kidnapping and nobody cared?
What is the sound of one sponge drying?
To: Rakkasan1
My Grandson will be disappointed.
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posted on
11/23/2004 5:36:37 PM PST
by
Graybeard58
(Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole)
To: Rakkasan1
Ohhhhh..... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?...
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posted on
11/23/2004 5:37:33 PM PST
by
Tarpaulin
(Look it up.)
To: humblegunner; Eaker
9
posted on
11/23/2004 5:39:30 PM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: Rakkasan1
Oh how terrible...first they kidnapped the "Bob's Big Boy" and now this...what is the world coming to? LOL!
10
posted on
11/23/2004 5:40:48 PM PST
by
Ginifer
To: Rakkasan1
11
posted on
11/23/2004 5:40:59 PM PST
by
dixiechick2000
(President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
To: Tarpaulin
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!
(Shamefully admitting that I know the song and have no children)
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posted on
11/23/2004 5:41:56 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
To: Rakkasan1
They better not mess with Sandy. She'll kick their butts.
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posted on
11/23/2004 5:42:47 PM PST
by
aomagrat
(Where weapons are not allowed, it is best to carry weapons.)
To: Yardstick
right . it's series. could be a hate crime.
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posted on
11/23/2004 5:49:00 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
To: DTogo
What are you people----COMMUNISTS!!
To: thackney; Eaker; RikaStrom
NOT SPONGE BOB!
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posted on
11/23/2004 5:50:16 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(And who knows what else?)
To: Rakkasan1
I think it's an inside job. He was sitting on the counter here. My 2 y/o grandson roughed him up a bit before he let him go.
To: Rakkasan1
Oh. O.K. It wasn't the REAL Sponge Bob.
That would be an Official Muttly Crisis....since he owes me some Crabby Patties too, for a little surveillance job I did for him some years back, in my Hollywood freelance detective days, before my forced engagement at The Institute for Incorrigible Cartoon Characters, of which, BTW, Mr. Plankton will probably soon be a resident.
Although my Release Agreement forbids me from possessing anything even remotely resembling money...like delicious Crabby Patties....I am allowed to accept "favors," like tickets to Lakers games, and rides to Hollywood parties in Boar's Head trucks. Bob is a generous and fun guy, and you even get over that laugh once you get to know him, unless he does it at the range, where it gives everyone a terrible flinch, even Patrick, who it takes a lot to impress.
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posted on
11/23/2004 5:51:10 PM PST
by
PoorMuttly
("The right of the People to be Muttly shall not be infringed,")
To: brewer1516
Spongebob is not funny, Jimmy and (especially) Timmy are.
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posted on
11/23/2004 5:51:13 PM PST
by
DTogo
(U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
To: cripplecreek
... absorbant and yellow and porous, is he.
"SBSP"
So, if nautical nonsense is something 'Ye wish,
"SBSP"
The drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
"SBSP", "SBSP", "S-B-S-P!"
(I do have a child.)
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posted on
11/23/2004 5:53:11 PM PST
by
Tarpaulin
(Look it up.)
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