I have never had a fried turkey but I hear it is amazing.
I might get a small breast and deep fry it in my home fryer, but then again, I am pretty lazy and might just open up a can of Spaghettios.
I just checked my email, and my sister has sent a desperate plea for your choc. chip cookies. Thankfully, I'm pretty sure where I put it, but if I can't find it, you'll be getting a desperate plea yourself!
Never mind, I just found it, titled "HLL Cookies."