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KIRSTIE: "I DON'T WANT FAT SEX!"
Star Mag ^ | November 21, 2004 | TONY BRENNA, LESLEY ABRAVANEL & NEIL BLINCOW

Posted on 11/21/2004 12:30:36 PM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection

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To: bourbon

"...it would be cool to say I had ripped off the Scientologists and learned how to become Theta-Prime for FREE."


LOL! THAT was funny. ;o)



"Of course, I never did this (it being highly illegal and all), but I did fantasize about it."



That's the "lawyer" coming out in you. ;o)

What a great fantasy, though.
Too bad it's illegal.


41 posted on 11/21/2004 1:53:37 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
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To: Viking2002

LOL !!!!!


42 posted on 11/21/2004 1:56:09 PM PST by investigateworld (( ......"Bob, I bled from every wound", Sen. J. Kerry to Sen. R. Dole ...))
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To: EGPWS

"How could making sounds that a street walker would make help her? ; )"


LOL!

BTW, I love what you've done with your homepage. ;o)


43 posted on 11/21/2004 1:58:44 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
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To: investigateworld
On the other hand, the right music, flowers, candles, whiskey, couple of lines of Viagra, sack of flour....Nawwwwwww
44 posted on 11/21/2004 2:01:44 PM PST by investigateworld (( ......"Bob, I bled from every wound", Sen. J. Kerry to Sen. R. Dole ...))
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To: dixiechick2000
BTW, I love what you've done with your homepage. ;o)

Yes, I put my ALL my skill and knowhow into it and I get many compliments!

LoL!

45 posted on 11/21/2004 2:02:25 PM PST by EGPWS
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To: EGPWS

I think it's very cute.
It made me lol. ;o)


46 posted on 11/21/2004 2:06:23 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
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To: investigateworld
sack of flour

D'oh!! That one took me a minute to get...

47 posted on 11/21/2004 2:08:37 PM PST by RepoGirl (Rottweilers are republican; all cats vote nader.)
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To: dixiechick2000
I think it's very cute.

Yes, I was thinking about putting a self portrait on it, however I decided not to take "cuteness" to the limit!

heh...heh...heh...

48 posted on 11/21/2004 2:09:45 PM PST by EGPWS
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To: dixiechick2000
That's the "lawyer" coming out in you. ;o)

Gavel swinging....

OVERRULED!!!

49 posted on 11/21/2004 2:12:47 PM PST by EGPWS
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To: John Lenin

As I recall, she usually was coked up on the set of "Cheers," back in her skinny days. As for not wanting "fat sex," her only hope is to find a guy with a thing for zaftig women. Most men, I suspect, don't want to keep their eyes closed the entire time.


50 posted on 11/21/2004 2:15:35 PM PST by mountaineer
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To: dixiechick2000
Pssst...

You made me look! ; )

Ya' wanna race?

I'll strap into a Mustang

(P-51 that is).... ; )

51 posted on 11/21/2004 2:17:40 PM PST by EGPWS
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To: EGPWS

You fly a P-51?


52 posted on 11/21/2004 2:19:35 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Kirstie made a shocking revelation that she hasn't had sex in four and a half years...

Then she IS married...;-)

53 posted on 11/21/2004 2:20:54 PM PST by F16Fighter
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To: dixiechick2000
"They've cornered the market on every other kind of self-help program imaginable." LOL! That's the truth.

Would that be L. Ron Hubbbard's book, Diuretics?

54 posted on 11/21/2004 2:26:18 PM PST by DeFault User
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To: RepoGirl

Yes, I make killer bread.


55 posted on 11/21/2004 2:28:31 PM PST by investigateworld (( ......"Bob, I bled from every wound", Sen. J. Kerry to Sen. R. Dole ...))
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To: DeFault User
"Would that be L. Ron Hubbbard's book, Diuretics?"

ROTFLOL!

That's a good one. ;o)

56 posted on 11/21/2004 2:29:19 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
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To: dixiechick2000
You fly a P-51?

In my dreams!

The last time I was up in one was in '85. It was "Gunfighter I" and General Urshler (SAC Commander at the time) gave me the opportunity to unwillingly "pee" LoL, at over 200kts no more than 20' off the deck.....
When I asked for a parachute before we rotated, his reply was "You can take one, however they are VERY uncomfortable and I refuse to wear one, and YOU can't leave the aircraft until I do!

If I had an extra $800,000 or so I would own one, however I am still working on that goal of financial freedom! ; )

I have however spent years in the past working on the birds of the "Confederate Air Force" (I refuse to succumb to PC and use the title "Consolidated Air Force")

Your "home page" is GREAT and worth commendation!

57 posted on 11/21/2004 2:35:48 PM PST by EGPWS
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To: dixiechick2000
That's a good one. ;o)

Yeah, but it may pi$$ some people off.

58 posted on 11/21/2004 2:35:49 PM PST by DeFault User
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To: F16Fighter
Then she IS married...;-)

ROTFLMAO!!!!

59 posted on 11/21/2004 2:36:48 PM PST by EGPWS
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To: investigateworld
Yes, I make killer bread.

What a concept for a movie staring "Kristie Alley"!

Attack of the Killer Loaf"!

60 posted on 11/21/2004 2:41:29 PM PST by EGPWS
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