"...it would be cool to say I had ripped off the Scientologists and learned how to become Theta-Prime for FREE."
LOL! THAT was funny. ;o)
"Of course, I never did this (it being highly illegal and all), but I did fantasize about it."
That's the "lawyer" coming out in you. ;o)
What a great fantasy, though.
Too bad it's illegal.
Gavel swinging....
OVERRULED!!!