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KIRSTIE: "I DON'T WANT FAT SEX!"
Star Mag ^ | November 21, 2004 | TONY BRENNA, LESLEY ABRAVANEL & NEIL BLINCOW

Posted on 11/21/2004 12:30:36 PM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection

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1 posted on 11/21/2004 12:30:36 PM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection
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i see the hollywood in her...... she is its poster child.... bunch of losers...


2 posted on 11/21/2004 12:32:57 PM PST by Gibtx (pajamahadeen call to arms.....)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
...even eating pie at House of Pies.

Was she using utensils? Or did her table look like a competition at the county fair?

3 posted on 11/21/2004 12:35:02 PM PST by solitas
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From 125 to 260?
There's a lot of weight in between the two.
Wow.
A little self control maybe.


4 posted on 11/21/2004 12:35:09 PM PST by onyx
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Gee, maybe her "church" needs to help her out here. The did wonders with Lisa McPherson.
5 posted on 11/21/2004 12:36:56 PM PST by Ladysmith (November 2, 2004: Taking America BACK!!!)
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"I DON'T WANT FAT SEX!"

Neither does your vibrator. Now get off your ass and on the Stairmaster. And put the eclair down while you're at it.


6 posted on 11/21/2004 12:37:44 PM PST by Viking2002 (Taglines? Vikings don't need no steenkin' taglines..............)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

Here's a thought Krispy, er I mean Kirstie. Ease up on the Krispy Kreme's and exercise some self control.


7 posted on 11/21/2004 12:40:08 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

The bad attitude sounds like the effects of hard drug use. In her case probably amphetamines and or cocaine.


8 posted on 11/21/2004 12:45:45 PM PST by John Lenin
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In one scene, a source says, she gives Kid Rock a lap dance to Sir Mixa- Lot's song "Baby Got Back," featuring the lyrics, "I like big butts."

Kirstie... no... I beg you not to do this thing... and Kid, are you insane?! Get out from under that before you're injured!

9 posted on 11/21/2004 12:59:48 PM PST by wizardoz (Arafat's funeral was the Wellstone memorial, with guns.)
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No "probably" about it. Kirstie was a major league cokehead back in the early/mid-80's. She was thinner then, too - maybe she should take it up again.

I'm just saying...

10 posted on 11/21/2004 1:03:07 PM PST by general_re (Drive offensively - the life you save may be your own.)
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It's been a rough few years for Kirstie Alley, 53, and not just because her career has been in a slump. On the episode of Oprah Winfrey's show that aired Nov. 12, Kirstie made a shocking revelation that she hasn't had sex in four and a half years, confessing, "I don't want to have fat sex!"

And she's telling this to Oprah? Why?

11 posted on 11/21/2004 1:06:30 PM PST by ClintonBeGone (Sometimes it's OK for even a Wolverine to root for a Buckeye win.)
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To: wizardoz

I just can't see her doing a lap dance, period.


12 posted on 11/21/2004 1:06:41 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)
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A lap dance at 260 is like falling into a pig stall at 2 in the morning.


13 posted on 11/21/2004 1:08:22 PM PST by ClintonBeGone (Sometimes it's OK for even a Wolverine to root for a Buckeye win.)
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She's beginning to sound like a damned desperate tramp. Sort of reminds me of an article I read a few years ago that Nicole Kidman was looking for any man to have babies with. Didn't matter who, she just wanted to have more babies.


14 posted on 11/21/2004 1:08:39 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)
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To: ClintonBeGone

Exactly!!!


15 posted on 11/21/2004 1:09:38 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)
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Didn't matter who, she just wanted to have more babies.

Reminds me of J-Lo's quest for some demon seed.

16 posted on 11/21/2004 1:13:05 PM PST by ClintonBeGone (Sometimes it's OK for even a Wolverine to root for a Buckeye win.)
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To: general_re

Instead of drugs she should get the operation that shrinks your stomach. My aunt did and she lost a lot of weight.


17 posted on 11/21/2004 1:13:43 PM PST by John Lenin
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection; Chieftain

Who cares?


18 posted on 11/21/2004 1:13:52 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (Let the military do their job!)
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To: ClintonBeGone

LMAO!


19 posted on 11/21/2004 1:14:07 PM PST by wagglebee (Memo to sKerry: the only think Bush F'ed up was your career)
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To: ClintonBeGone
The overcoat syndrome. Kirstie has attended exclusive Hollywood throngs for a number of years now in designer overcoats, refusing to remove them after arriving. Now that she has "come out", friends are more compassionate towards Kristie's' California summer quaint.
20 posted on 11/21/2004 1:15:52 PM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection (www.whatyoucrave.com)
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