Posted on 11/19/2004 10:30:49 AM PST by Mo1
But.. I must swim further!!
*chuckle*
Morning!
It's the typical Wednesday morning "YUG!" stuff going on here.
I love Ronald Reagan. It will be cool to meet him someday.....
It's a mickey mouse type page...
If you click on the thumbnails you get a slightly larger version in the window to the left...
Sorry about that, but it's a WA. State site...Probably set up and run by Dims.....
.....Westy....
The water in the streams out here is mostly clear unless it is flooding...None of the muddy waters like I've seen down South.....
......Westy....
Cool.
Notice:
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I, Santa Claus, will no
longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South
Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve.
Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was
renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the
new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies, so
keep that in mind.
However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your
local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side
of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys
to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between
us:
1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus.
He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads:"These toys
insured by Smith and Wesson."
2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an
RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't
smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit
can handy.
3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead
of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one
time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.
4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen.." when Bubba
Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott
and Petty."
5. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to
hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat!"
6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a
Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off."
7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and
"It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area.
Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit
IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars
crashing into each other.
And finally:
8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the
wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents
under the tree.
Ho, Ho, Ho!!!!!
Cool? Yes it is cool here. Go soak your head, Texan. LOL
I just heard a weather alert on the radio. We are now expecting an ADDITIONAL six to ten inches of snow with blizzard winds and temps in the teens.
Our town has only one snowplow. Oh joy, oh joy.
Ohhhhhhhhh...biiiiiiiiiiiiig hugs, Nully, and I'll throw in a smoooooooooooooootch..
You've got it made, kitty, and are looking good.
Cept you were sooooo slow in responding that I went to bed.
All you Canucks belong North!
:-)
I liked his Soviet jokes the best. Here's one that Peggy Noonan said he actually told to Gorbachav......I'm not going to remember the exact joke so bear with me:
A Soviet citizen bought a new car and asked for the date he could get his car. He was given a date five years into the future. He then asked what time during the day he could pick it up, and the bureaucrat in charge asked why do you need to know that?
The man answered: "Well, my plumber is going to clean the drains that morning"
If you think capitalism is bad.......move to Cuba!
Hey there ! I thought you were skiing this week. :)
'Satan' Launch From Mini-Cosmodrome Successful
http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/satan_launch_041222.html
Should I put grated onion in my dill dip, or not?
Cept for a few unintended mid air 360's.......
Ouch :(
I thought you'd enjoy it. :) Didya love enough to go back again ? :)
Thanks for those excellent Reagan quotes nully! One illustration after another as to why he was called the Great Communicator.
Some of those will make it to the refrig door tonight.
Prairie
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