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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 19
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Posted on 11/19/2004 10:30:49 AM PST by Mo1



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To: lodwick; Darksheare; restornu; .38sw; Borax Queen
The Cats' Bill of Rights

Humans shall make no law respecting an establishment of boundaries or prohibiting the free exercise therein, or abridging the freedom of access, or the right to peaceful assembly. In other words: The cat is entitled to go outside anytime s/he wants.

A well-carried provisional chamber, being necessary to the fulfillment of a feline's whims, shall not be infringed. In other words: The cat is entitled to EAT anytime s/he wants.

The right of the feline to be secure in their domain, and effects, against unreasonable discomposure, shall not be violated. In other words: The cat is entitled to SLEEP anytime s/he wants.

Humans shall issue no warrants or decrees or edicts as prescribed to the demarcation of possessions or property which are in direct conflict with right of life, liberty, and the pursuit of feline affirmation. In other words: The cat is entitled to sleep ANYWHERE s/he wants.

The feline shall be immune to all criminal accusations, indictments, and complaints. The accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and impartial dismissal of any and all charges provided said feline's compulsory right to obtain any or all witnesses, including character witnesses, are obtained in his favor. In other words: Cats can do anything they want as long as they're cute.

Neither serfdom, vassalage, or involuntary servitude will be tolerated, except by said cats in proprietorship of their humans. In other words: What I say goes. (And I can sleep on your face...)

No Canis familiaris shall, in time of peace or at any other time, be quartered in any dwelling without the consent of the potentate, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by sovereign. In other words: No dogs in the house without my permission.

The right of the feline to be protected against unreasonable search and seizures shall not be breached or infringed upon at any time or any place. In other words: Don't disturb me when I am sleeping in a drawer.

5,421 posted on 12/17/2004 6:01:47 PM PST by sweetliberty (Just because we CAN do something, doesn't mean we should.)
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To: Canadian Outrage
"I think Hell has vomited out everything it's got."

Don't say that. Every time you think things can't possibly get any worse, they do.

5,422 posted on 12/17/2004 6:08:35 PM PST by sweetliberty (Just because we CAN do something, doesn't mean we should.)
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To: sweetliberty

Sounds like my cat.. all of her.


5,423 posted on 12/17/2004 6:12:12 PM PST by Darksheare ("His heart went dead underneath her gaze" - The Book of Foreshadowed Sorrows.)
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To: grannie9

That one is awesome.


5,424 posted on 12/17/2004 6:16:32 PM PST by sweetliberty (Just because we CAN do something, doesn't mean we should.)
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To: sweetliberty

Those rules are pretty accurate.

Cats. Gotta love 'em anyway.


5,425 posted on 12/17/2004 6:18:37 PM PST by .38sw
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To: grannie9

That would make a neat screen saver!


5,426 posted on 12/17/2004 6:21:13 PM PST by restornu (KNEEL TO HEAVEN WITH IT ALL!)
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To: sweetliberty

Great point, Libby.

How about Costa Rica?


5,427 posted on 12/17/2004 6:27:12 PM PST by lodwick
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To: grannie9

Bah on title companies.

You'll get it done, one of these days, sooner or later.


5,428 posted on 12/17/2004 6:29:05 PM PST by lodwick
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To: prairiebreeze

"And may you receive all the Christmas blessings you deserve".

I sort of think you should go back and buy that card prairie and send it to him - blank.


5,429 posted on 12/17/2004 6:31:27 PM PST by Peach (The Clintons pardoned more terrorists and international criminals than they ever captured or killed)
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To: prairiebreeze

Good job on finding something suitable.

Cardwise.

Enjoy the party - just enough.

Cheers.


5,430 posted on 12/17/2004 6:33:53 PM PST by lodwick
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To: .38sw

Toys are good.

Do check out TerricMusic.com for some great tunes on your RealPlayer.

Cheers, Cheri.


5,431 posted on 12/17/2004 6:38:10 PM PST by lodwick
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To: .38sw; All
Harbor Lights

5,432 posted on 12/17/2004 6:42:41 PM PST by lodwick
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To: restornu

It takes a real "big man" to stab a toddler. Or kill a defenseless pregnant woman and take her baby.

There's a special place in Hell for these sort of people.


5,433 posted on 12/17/2004 6:42:51 PM PST by prairiebreeze (It's my right to publically celebrate Christmas and state my faith in Christ. At least for now.....)
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To: Peach

I actually chortled aloud when I read it. Then I decided if I was feeling that mischievous about that card, maybe I wasn't staying on the high road. But oh, how funny...."all the Christmas blessing you deserve". As in zip! heh.


5,434 posted on 12/17/2004 6:48:17 PM PST by prairiebreeze (It's my right to publically celebrate Christmas and state my faith in Christ. At least for now.....)
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To: prairiebreeze

I don't want to wait for God to have his say of the matter in damning them to hell. I want these people to stand trial, be convicted, given ten days to put their affairs in order...and then be killed in a public forum open to everyone to view their death.


5,435 posted on 12/17/2004 6:49:43 PM PST by Conservababe
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To: grannie9; All; yall
Heat Wave
5,436 posted on 12/17/2004 6:50:44 PM PST by lodwick
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To: lodwick

I'll enjoy the party but we won't be out extremely late. I must get to church early and be in charge of making 300 luminaria to set out on Christmas Eve. I hope some people show up to help.


5,437 posted on 12/17/2004 6:51:31 PM PST by prairiebreeze (It's my right to publically celebrate Christmas and state my faith in Christ. At least for now.....)
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To: sweetliberty

Dog Rules: when your poochie barks out in his "I need to go out" voice at 11:30pm, heed his call.

Otherwise you will waken to shit all over the living area in the morning.

A Christmas freebie to you all.


5,438 posted on 12/17/2004 6:54:29 PM PST by lodwick
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To: Conservababe

I sometimes think that bringing back some of these old public punishments would do a lot toward deterring crime. Killin' is almost too good for some of these vermin.

Prairie

5,439 posted on 12/17/2004 6:57:27 PM PST by prairiebreeze (It's my right to publically celebrate Christmas and state my faith in Christ. At least for now.....)
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To: .38sw

That would be terrific.com for some tunes.

(More gin is a good thing, lodwick.)


5,440 posted on 12/17/2004 6:57:27 PM PST by lodwick
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