Posted on 11/19/2004 10:30:49 AM PST by Mo1
Now see, that wasn't so bad, was it ? :)
His movie was just unbelievable and it's obvious that all the left wing loons got their talking points from his movie
It's Nully's Fault *L*
No .. seriously, they old thread was getting kind of long
Coo loocoocoo coo loocoo cooooo.....
Bob and Doug MacKenzie of the Great White North always began their show with a topic.
Today's topic is....
I have to do that on Thanksgiving .. groan
I'm just gonna hide in the basement watching TV with the kids as not to get in trouble with my fat mouth
Subject: Funeral ProcessionA woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.
The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman with the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
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Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand my man.
Love, To forgive him, and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
Just like anything remotely connected to MM, it was a PACK OF EFFEN LIES !!!
Hmmmmmm ... well since it's Friday and you mentioned Bob and Doug MacKenzie ... which reminds me of beer
Maybe we have a Happy Hour topic?
Is 2 pm to early to start drinking *L*
HAH!!! Do hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving though. :)
Me? Well, I'm headed to my sister and brother-in-laws, as are my folks. Should be an interesting 4 hour drive. Me and the folks two little dogs we nicknamed "the boys" all sharing the backseat of the car. Good thing they're both lapdogs or I would refuse to go. LOL!!!
They have a Westie Terrier and a Corgie. They both like to ride in the car, but the Westie starts crying and getting excited when he sees vehicles drive by, or if we go through a big town seeing all the people walking on the sidewalk. He can't help it, he's just a people dog. LMAO!!!
I got a chuckle from the prayer
Been there *L*
It's raining here.... so the short answer is...
No.
That reminds me, I've only got 2 beers in the fridge. I need to make a beer run soon.
hehehe.... uh-huh :) I can't relate to the first part at all but the prayer... I can appreciate. LOL
*Pssssst!*
Hey... don't I know you?
It's really scary when all corrupting and debasing power is in your fingers......
:-)
:-)
I admit it......
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past twelve but I don't care
It's 5 O'clock somewhere
I need to get a lapdog
My dog has really bad arthritis in her hips and can't get around that well these days and has gained alot of weight because of it.
Well last night, she some how managed to go down the steps to the basement ... but then couldn't get back up and proceeded to howl REALLY loud
I had to wake up Mr. Mo1 at 3am to go carry her back up the steps
We need party pics.
Toga! Toga!
:-)
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