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To: Texaggie79
2 posted on
11/19/2004 10:13:50 AM PST by
Freepdonia
(Victory is Ours! (I told you so :-))
To: Texaggie79
Well, I can't speak for other guys, but as for me, I fart in order to show a woman that I care.
3 posted on
11/19/2004 10:14:21 AM PST by
Chad Fairbanks
(Fascists Unhappy Concerning Kerry's Election Defeat.)
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet; martin_fierro
Farting, then, is an honor given only to those worthy of being in the company of such a toxic emission. I don’t know about you, but I get all warm and tingly inside when a guy decides to pass gas in front of me; it means I’m really special!BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP... err I mean, PING!
4 posted on
11/19/2004 10:15:45 AM PST by
Chad Fairbanks
(Fascists Unhappy Concerning Kerry's Election Defeat.)
To: Texaggie79
5 posted on
11/19/2004 10:17:48 AM PST by
dandelion
(http://thequestionfairy.blogspot.com/)
To: Texaggie79
As my hubby says..."Here's a kiss for ya!"...LOL!
To: Hap
8 posted on
11/19/2004 10:18:59 AM PST by
Bacon Man
(Great! Well when Marrakech gets overrun by mutant lizard people, don't come crying to me.)
To: Texaggie79
“HE FARTED! He farted in front of me!” Jane wailed. “Why would he do that? What does it mean?”
I think it means he had gas.
9 posted on
11/19/2004 10:19:53 AM PST by
counterpunch
(The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
To: BrooklynGOP; Sir Gawain; dead
10 posted on
11/19/2004 10:22:14 AM PST by
Texaggie79
(Did I just say that?)
To: Texaggie79
"Flatulence will get you no air."
15 posted on
11/19/2004 10:33:11 AM PST by
mikrofon
(I flatulate in your general direction...)
To: Texaggie79
I'm laughing so hard, my ribs are hurting!
16 posted on
11/19/2004 10:34:39 AM PST by
7.62 x 51mm
(• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
To: BoiseChick
Beano Ping!
17 posted on
11/19/2004 10:35:00 AM PST by
JennysCool
(1969'ers telling us how to run our government are like 1929'ers telling us how to land on the moon.)
To: Texaggie79
18 posted on
11/19/2004 10:36:17 AM PST by
fastattacksailor
(This tagline brought to you by Izzy Dunne's tagline virus!)
To: Texaggie79
In the words of the old bard, "T'is better to have farted and lost than not to have farted at all."
19 posted on
11/19/2004 10:42:01 AM PST by
Eastbound
("Neither a Scrooge nor a Patsy be")
To: Texaggie79
The books say that the big point in a kids life is when he/she gains control of their body functions, however....
I maintain that the biggest point in training is when you can tell the difference betwen lumps and gas.
20 posted on
11/19/2004 10:47:37 AM PST by
Lokibob
(All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
To: Texaggie79; Neets
No, seriously, tell me; is there any meaning in that tiny puff of air, or are women reading too much into this?LOL! I always thought that if you don't let it out, you could explode.
21 posted on
11/19/2004 10:53:18 AM PST by
b4its2late
(Liberals are good examples of why some animals eat their young.)
To: Texaggie79
Pull muh finger
To: Texaggie79
26 posted on
11/19/2004 11:10:54 AM PST by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
To: Texaggie79
Everyone knows this is the real reason men have dogs.I like to blame my wife for it as well.
"Gees, what have you been feeding that dog anyway? Man, smells like something crawled up there and died!"
To: Texaggie79
As my Dad always says, "SPEAK, Toothless!"
30 posted on
11/19/2004 1:26:50 PM PST by
Titan Magroyne
(Cha! I am so not an aggressive driver! Call me pro-active.)
To: Texaggie79
For the creationists in the crowd, why did God create men to have more gas (more smelly, too) and women to be more sensitive to it?
For the evolutionists, why might we have evolved that way? Do male cows (or other mammals) fart more than females? Are female cows more offended?
31 posted on
11/19/2004 1:31:24 PM PST by
AZLiberty
("Insurgence" is futile.)
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