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Flatulence: A Sign of Friendship or Affection?
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| Lauren Herskovic
Posted on 11/19/2004 10:11:05 AM PST by Texaggie79
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To: AZLiberty
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:25:52 PM PST
by
AZLiberty
("Insurgence" is futile.)
To: 7.62 x 51mm
My personal best is the time wifey and I were on a 5am full-size airport bus to catch a flight, seated in the front row. It was very cold out...
I did an emission, and about five seconds later the driver turned on the air conditioner.
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posted on
11/20/2004 8:12:48 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(ErnBatavia, Coulter, Malkin, Ingraham....the ultimate Menage a Quatro)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
11/20/2004 8:18:10 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(ErnBatavia, Coulter, Malkin, Ingraham....the ultimate Menage a Quatro)
To: ErnBatavia
One of my favorite expressions, to someone's dubious statement, has always been: "That'll go over well, just like a fart in church."
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posted on
11/20/2004 8:22:01 AM PST
by
7.62 x 51mm
(• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
To: ErnBatavia; wazoo1031
I figured I'd just go ahead and ping y'all to this one...
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posted on
11/20/2004 8:24:14 AM PST
by
Allegra
(I'm Still Standing....)
To: ErnBatavia
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posted on
11/20/2004 8:29:38 AM PST
by
maggief
To: Texaggie79
It is a little noted fact that women are as mortified by flatulence as anything else that occurs in the normal range of human functioning.
I read of a clinical researcher who wanted to investigate. He asked a bunch of male coworkers to record their diets and frequency of flatulence. They duly cooperated and returned him some useful data. He asked a bunch of females to do the same and they all refused even to consider it!
Go figure.
To: Allegra
That's funny - I was going to ping you too about 10 minues ago....(dirty little secret ping list)
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posted on
11/20/2004 8:33:37 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(ErnBatavia, Coulter, Malkin, Ingraham....the ultimate Menage a Quatro)
To: 7.62 x 51mm
"That'll go over well, just like a fart in church."
Once, when I was very young (I only vaguely remember it), we were in church. They had been rebuilding our main sanctuary and we were in a temporary one, with no carpet, and metal folding chairs instead of pews. Apparently I farted (very loud fart + metal chair == bad), and in keeping with good manners, excused myself (also very loudly) in the middle of a prayer or sermon or some other quiet time. I think my exact words were, "EXCUSE ME! I POOTED!!"
My poor, poor, mother...
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posted on
11/20/2004 9:05:42 AM PST
by
melbell
(groovy)
To: blam; Ernest_at_the_Beach; FairOpinion; ValerieUSA
Toot, er, I mean, ping. Understandable error, I was typing so fast I pulled my finger.
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posted on
12/01/2004 11:21:34 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
("All I have seen teaches me trust the Creator for all I have not seen." -- Emerson)
To: Chad Fairbanks
My dog loves me - idescribably. It makes my eyes water, the extent of her love. I choke up on it.
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posted on
12/01/2004 11:29:19 PM PST
by
patton
(Drei Kinder sind bloss eine Anfang...)
To: AZLiberty
It's usually not the loud farts that smell, but rather the "silent killers."
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posted on
12/01/2004 11:30:16 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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