Flatulence: A Sign of Friendship or Affection?

College Humor ^ | Lauren Herskovic

[b4its2late]

No, seriously, tell me; is there any meaning in that tiny puff of air, or are women reading too much into this?

LOL! I always thought that if you don't let it out, you could explode.

[b4its2late]

But then there's another saying contrary to this article theory....

Why fart and waste it while you can burp and taste it?

[stainlessbanner]

Pull muh finger

[BigEdLB]

I do it in my sleep, and the wife kicks me... What does that mean?

[oceanperch]

YUK FAIRBANKS
Reason #352 to be single for life

[AxelPaulsenJr]

[#1CTYankee]

Everyone knows this is the real reason men have dogs.I like to blame my wife for it as well.
"Gees, what have you been feeding that dog anyway? Man, smells like something crawled up there and died!"

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

So...do you agree with the author or not? : )

[Rebelbase]

"Even my cat-poop-eating dogs leave the room when I fart!"

Mine has gotten used to it.

[Titan Magroyne]

As my Dad always says, "SPEAK, Toothless!"

[AZLiberty]

For the creationists in the crowd, why did God create men to have more gas (more smelly, too) and women to be more sensitive to it?

For the evolutionists, why might we have evolved that way? Do male cows (or other mammals) fart more than females? Are female cows more offended?

[martin_fierro]

I fart in your general direction.

With much love.

< |:)~

[cjshapi]

A stinky ping.

I actually dated a guy who referred to himself as the King of Romance. Then five minutes later the turd would turn to me and say "Hon, pull my finger." He's lucky I didn't break it off!

[Junior]

You should have kept him. He'd have kept the bedroom warm in the winter...

[Happygal]

This thread is more proof that it is, indeed, Friday! ;-)

[cjshapi]

I'd rather pay the robber barron prices of Dominion gas than deal with him. I pity the fool that married him.

[Ditter]

This doesn't pass the smell test! Oh ! You are an Aggie. I got ya! I have been married to an Aggie for 44 years!

[diamond6]

Too funny!

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

That is very flattering. Thank you.

[AZLiberty]

This article claims that odor is proportional to the quantity of sulfur in the gas passed. Furthermore, it states that males produce more gas, but that females produce gas with a higher concentration of sulfur, so the smell is more or less equivalent.