[SheLion]

Get a picture of Helen Thomas. Insert face up into spittoon. Spit liberally, she'll appreciate that. You're welcome, Miss Lion. :^)

Argggggggh! LOL!

She has been spit on enough, don't you think? haha! (Or maybe NOT enough. egads)

[Argh]

Well, I would have suggested Hillary, but a picture of Hillary is likely to make any right-thinking person lose his or her lunch. And merely spitting on Hillary just won't suffice.