Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau bowing down to pet the dog: Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand.]
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.
Another great one...one of my favorites is from the Blues Brothers..."We're on a mission from God."
I think that it was the same film, but not certain, where Inspector Clouseau asked the hotel attendant if he had a room. Only when he pronounced it he said what sounded like "rhume" which is the French word for a cold.
"No, I don't have a rhume."
It is hard to explain but it was really funny, and a clever way of dissing the French who are so uptight about their language sometimes.