Posted on 11/18/2004 8:19:10 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
"Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch."
Ok. Try this one.
"Them boots cost more than my dang pinkie finger, Earl!"
Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
Repeat..All after incinerators.
Obscure, but I like it.
Cheers,
knews hound
Navin R. Johnson: For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.
Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.
Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?
(That vile wagon driver that took Costner to the Outpost.)
He breaks wind, laughing hysterically, and says to Costner "Put that in your book"
"Endeavor to persevere."
Based on reading pretty much the entire thread, I think "I'm you're huckleberry" comes in at #1 in FR land. I wonder what the #1 in DUmmy land is?
Office Space slayed me.
From the opening scene on, I rolled on the floor over that one.
Yeah...uuuuh, about those TPS Reports.
Cheers,
knews hound
I swear the guys editing films for TV do it on purpose.
Lacey Underall: Who's you decorator? Bennihana?"
Ty Webb: No, I brought most of that stuff back with me from Vietnam.
Lacey Underall: You were in the war?
Ty Webb: [limping and patting his butt] No... Homo
Yeah I am sure they do, too.
Presumed Innocent
From another Kurt Russell flick, The Thing:
J. R. McReady: Come on, burn me Childs, burn me.
Childs: You gotta sleep sometime.
J. R. McReady: I'm a REAL light sleeper, Childs.
HA! I just watched that yesterday!
Chief Dan George...love that guy.
My favorite line from a movie...
Ick, from "Real Genius"
"Now if we can just keep it from exploding!"
I actually said this once, and no, I couldn't! Thus ended my chemical engineering degree program...
Mark
My favorite from "Return Of The Jedi"
"Oh, no, young Skywalker....it is youuuuu who will find that you are mistaken....about a great....many....thingssss..."
Classic from Red River: Everytime you turn around, expect to see me, because one day you'll turn around and I'll be there and I'll kill you Matt.
It's a quiet I think I'll go talk a little treason.
It is a nice cottage. I think so.
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