Lacey Underall: Who's you decorator? Bennihana?"
Ty Webb: No, I brought most of that stuff back with me from Vietnam.
Lacey Underall: You were in the war?
Ty Webb: [limping and patting his butt] No... Homo
"You take drugs, Danny?"
"Every day."
"Good. So whats the problem?"
"This steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it."
"This is the worst looking hat I ever saw. I bet you buy a hat like this and you get a free bowl of soup! Oh, it looks good on you though."