Posted on 11/18/2004 8:19:10 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
Coffin handles were called 'huckles.' "Huckleberry" was slang for pallbearer.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fatman!!"
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-b*tch".
google "dr evil burlap shorn" and you'll be less impressed
You Win! I can't think of anymore right now. Here are my top 5 faves.
1) GWTW
2) Baseketball
3) Dumb and Dumber
4) Office Space
5) JFK
Minister: "He escaped with a small friar."
Prof. Fate: "He escaped with a chicken?!"
Jack Lemmon, "The Great Race"
Waterskier: "Oh, I've gotten your suit all wet!"
James Bond: "Yes, but my martini is still dry."
Sean Connery, "Never Say Never Again"
That's cheating!
"Well how do you measure yourself against other golfers?"
"By height"
"Pardon me sir, but would you like to try a vanilla oat bran crunchy?"
"Whadda YOU think?!"
or the social security number exchange where at the end he says "That's too many numbers" and Steve Martin says "Drop da five den"
Then do you know what "You're a daisy if you do" means?
Ashamed to admit it..., but , haven't seen it. (hangs head in shame)
And,how many thicknesses of glasses have you gone through?
That's a good one.
"How should I know?!?! Number one happy street!"
This may not be an exact quote. I'm recalling it from memory. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. If I only had a brain.
Good question... I used to say that when I was a kid... I have no idea where it came from.
Mark Geragos, is that you?
How could I forget Swingers??
"Look! I'm making his head bleed!"
"Oh yeah, like House of Pain was really going to do anything!"
"Dyin aint much of a livin boy."
"You boys gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?" (to a couple of Union soldiers)
"Shoot em now Abe! Shoot em now!"
"Shut up, Lije."
"What a horrible thing to happen on dozen egg night."
"How'd ya like to make 14 bucks the hard way?"
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