How could I forget Swingers??
"Look! I'm making his head bleed!"
"Oh yeah, like House of Pain was really going to do anything!"
Eddie Bichon: Em, Emma Rae.
Emma Rae: Are you addressing me?
Eddie Bichon: Yes.
Emma Rae: Well lick it, put a stamp on it, and mail it to someone who gives a sh#t.
[After Emma Rae knees Eddie in the groin]
Grace: Emma Rae, what did you do to him?
Emma Rae: You told me to keep him busy. He's busy holding his nuts.
Grace: What is the matter with you?
Emma Rae: Consider it a blow for your dignity.
Grace: What is dignified about kicking somebody in the balls?
Emma Rae: Well... I feel better.
-Something To Talk About