"May the Force be with you."
Posted on 11/18/2004 8:19:10 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
"I'm Ben Murphy."
"You think this is all there is to America? Apple pie and all that jazz? Well it's my job to keep the pie on the table and no-one questions how I do it."
"Well believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway."
love spinal tap!!!
"May the Force be with you."
"We've got armadillos in our trousers..."
"Don't let's ahsk for the moon...we have the stahs"
"I'm fighting for your honor...which is more than you ever did."
From Caddyshack
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Tony D'nunzio: Another Rob Roy Bishop?
Bishop Pickering: You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
Judge Smails: Wrong, you're drinking too much your Excellency.
Bishop: Excellency, fiddlesticks, my name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you.
Judge: You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes.
Bishop: There is no God...
"laugh while you can, monkey boy!"
And who can forget, "Welcome to the party pal" when one of the Euroweenies gets blown up by a terrorist.
James Bond: "But of course you are."
"These go to eleven."
Spinal tap, beat me to it.
John Wayne, She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
"The boiler room has a receptionist?"
"Da Da DA DA!"
Well, get off the air, you Cracker!"
"He hates these cans!"
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit doing amphetamines"
LOL, one of my favorites.
bump
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges.
I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue
We are the knights who say "Nee"
Bring us....SHRUBBERY!!
She turned me into a newt. I got better.
Oops. Apoogize = apologize, of course.
Otter to Dean Wormer and the assembled Court in National Lampoon's Animal House
"JarJar Binks is likely the most annoying character ever to disgrace the screen. *Koff Koff Gag*"
I've actually always liked Jar Jar Binks, maybe because of how much he annoys other people.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
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