Category Six

[notalways]

Can you name this movie in Three seconds?

[notalways]

Can you name this movie in Three seconds? Two commercials? Who could remember anything what with more commercials per hour than action. And that action - what a pile of crap. TURN OFF THE TORNADO MACHINE!!!! Let's take up a collection to send these "actors" to school so they can actually act. I don't know about you but I've got better things to do Wednesday night - like pick the lint out of my bellybutton

[Time is now]

Global warming, fanned by Enron, republicans baaaad, democrats goooood... Seemed like loose stool from the start.

[Allegra]

Huh?

[stainlessbanner]

notalways
Since Nov 15, 2004

[Red Badger]

Leftovers from the cutting room floor for The Day After Tomorrow cleverly pasted together with dialogue from Godzilla vs Mothra.....

[notalways]

Yeah, right. I'm still trying to place the soundtrack. No, not the music - the wind. Sounds so familiar. Oh, I got it - TWISTER. Here in Oklahoma it was considered a comedy.

[UsnDadof8]

I saw the commercial for this movie with while I was watching tv with my 10 year old. We both wondered if it was a comedy.

[Red Badger]

Here in Oklahoma it was considered a comedy.

You mean cows really don't fly?????.....

[TNCMAXQ]

Not to mention footage that looked like it came from "Airplane!" I think some of those airplane scenes came from that hijack film with Halle Berry. I forget the name.

The evil power company guy who was out to make a profit from others' misery was almost laughably stereotypical.

[Red Badger]

Captain Planet's writers have been re-employed?.....

[notalways]

Oh, cows fly but whoever heard of a Tornado Chase Tour Bus with only 6 seats?

[notalways]

Your 10 year old is very smart.

[Gingersnap]

I can't believe I actually watched this. I guess I found the "Day After Tomorrow" so funny, I thought it would have the same entertainment value. Wrong.

When they changed all the laws of physics, why wasn't I informed? I work in the darn field! You'd think they put a memo up in the break room.

And the obligatory cheating husband, stupid redneck, endangered pregnant gal, psycho boyfriend and evil corporate yuppies were a nice touch. I never saw anything like THAT before.

[notalways]

Oh, don't feel bad about watching it. I did too but my husband needed somebody to help him through the scarey parts. NOT!!!! Of course, I was clipping my toenails, reading a book, making a cake and chasing the cat around the house at the same time. Helped the time pass more quickly.

The laws of physics don't apply to people who create these kinds of movies. Didn't you know that?

[Gingersnap]

"Of course, I was clipping my toenails, reading a book, making a cake..."

This is eerie! I, too, was reading a book and doing toenail maintenance! No cake but I did put the dishes away and chase the dogs around. Can it be that these activities provide some kind of protection against TV idiocy?

Creepy!

[notalways]

There is no protection against TV idiocy save the OFF button. We should have combined forces and let the dogs chase the cats around. Would have given us 29 more minutes to spy on the neighbors during the commercials. Of course, at my age a commercial break is nap time for me!

[grellis]

I can't wait until Wednesday's finale! Best damn laugh I've had since DU's response to Kerry's concession.

It's a comedy, right?

[grellis]

And the obligatory cheating husband, stupid redneck, endangered pregnant gal, psycho boyfriend and evil corporate yuppies were a nice touch. I never saw anything like THAT before.

And you just KNOW that the hacker will turn out to be the whistleblower. Oh the irony!!!