[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I haven't talked to my real girlfriend since I left school for summer, because I forgot her phone number.

Love, if you can forget her phone number that easily then she isn't your real girlfriend.

As to what it means, it means that you should send me all your money.

[theFIRMbss]

>Love, if you can forget her phone number that easily then she isn't your real girlfriend

I once got in such
trouble because I had to
check my notebook for

my girl's number, but
she'd already memorized
mine . . . That's a bad thing . . .

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Bev Harris:

NO! My campaign to unravel the malfeasance of Bush and his cronies during this most recent presidential election is reaching a boiling point. All you need to do is send an envelope-stuffed with cash-to my new mailing address at...