Alabama Funnies + a Duck :-) (Humor Vanity)

Self | 11/12/04 | JusticeTalion

[JusticeTalion]

I posted this for all to enjoy.

It's a dirty fib that I posted this (if you're from Alabama).

[Viking2002]

As a Maryland boy living in Alabama by way of Virginia, I can attest to a good bit of it. Especially #2 - one morning I was driving to work in Atlanta on I-85, and damned if there weren't two indigenous populants of the local trailer park, pickup parked in the median, field cleaning a deer that didn't make it across the road the night before. And you thought all the jokes about roadkill cuisine were just that, didn't you? :-)

[freedom4ever]

I like the jokes.

[canalabamian]

ROLL TIDE!

[JusticeTalion]

I lived in North Carolina and Tennessee. Been there, done that. LOL

God bless our troops wherever they may be.

[JusticeTalion]

I am very glad to have lightened someone's day. Been pretty tense around here for months. :-)

God bless our troops wherever they may be.

[Viking2002]

Amen to that. Kinda makes you wonder about the mystery meat at the local Waffle House, don't it? LOL :-)

[CholeraJoe]

Thought I'd throw in some Auburn jokes just to level the playing field:

Blind guy is standing on Toomer's corner, waiting to cross the street and a Bama graduate walks up and says, "War Eagle!" The blind guy says, "How did you know that I graduated from Auburn?"
The Bama guy says, "I could tell by your seeing-eye pig."

This weekend

Auburn 31

Georgia 12

Next weekend

Auburn 42

Alabama 16

[ken5050]

A few years ago, I read a marvelous book about the Auburn/Alamaba series.. I think it was called the "Iron Bowl"...being from the north I had no idea of the intensity of the rivalry...seems the best move was when they stopped playing it at a neutral site..and switched back to alternating home games...worth reading if you can find it...I'
ll try and find the title..

[CholeraJoe]

Thanks, ken. I lived through the Iron Bowl in the 60's. 70's and 80's. Most of the time it was held in Legion Field in Birmingham, half way between Tuscaloosa and Auburn.

[Alas Babylon!]

Well, you know, Joe, I teach at Auburn. I teach Engineering. The problem for my students, though, is keeping the choo-choo going down the track in a steady speed! Ha!!!!

[JusticeTalion]

DON'T even say that! Eaten there before. *shudder*

God bless our troops wherever they may be.

[ken5050]

"Alabama vs. Auburn.100 years of Gridiron history"..John Chandler Griffin..You can find it on Amazon..regards

[CholeraJoe]

Damn Engineers! Too much hardon, not enough finesse.

Casey Jones.

[CholeraJoe]

The Waffle House isn't a mystery. But the Torch Truck stop is.

[Temple Owl]

You wanna buy a duck?

[BamaDi]

If you really want to learn about bama football....get rammer jammer yellow hammer!it's unreal! Roll Tidr

[BamaDi]

I meant Roll Tide! don't have my contacts in so i'm half blind! but let me repeat......ROLL TIDE ROLL.....

[Dog Gone]

[JusticeTalion]

*ROFLMAO*

'Nuff said

God bless our troops wherever they may be.