To: cripplecreek
Does that mean us yankeepublicans are better shots? Democrat: "Why'd you shoot him 43 times?:
Southern Republican: "Ran out of ammunition."
4 posted on
11/12/2004 12:54:34 PM PST by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(NYT Headline: "The Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS", Fake But Accurate, Experts Say)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
5 posted on
11/12/2004 12:56:29 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Democrat. "why did you only shoot him once?"
Yankeepublican "Cause I was done".
7 posted on
11/12/2004 12:58:15 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Here's another one, Lonesome in Mssachussets:
Judge to Witness Policeman: "How could you shoot him 21 times?"
Witness Policeman: "Had to reload, your honor!"
Jack.
14 posted on
11/13/2004 2:28:46 PM PST by
Jack Deth
(When In Doubt.... Empty The Magazine!)
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