ZOT! What happened to my 'Break Up The Union' thread?

Nigel, Chapter I ^ | The troll called Nigel, formerly known as the troll called Nigel.

[Bikers4Bush]

I use it, but only when I'm trying to imitate someone who I think is a dick.

In other words, I shant bother with this liberal turd anymore.

See?

the best part is that it didn't even spell it right. It thinks it's an intellectual but doesn't know that the damn word doesn't have an ' in it.

Stupid liberal turd.

[A Navy Vet]

I like beer.

[dirtboy]

You sister-shagging types

Better than being a brother-shagger like you.

would definitely call me an effete elitist

Nah, I can come up with a few thousand better things to call you than that.

as I can pronounce 'nuclear' correctly,

So original.

don't live in a trailer,

Only because of your trust fund

abhor NASCAR,

I can't imagine why. In NASCAR, you make left turns all day, go 500 miles and get nowhere. It's the perfect symbol for liberal politics.

country music,

I can only imagine what you think passes for music.

snowmobiling

Please come out and cross-country ski around the snowmobiles so I can watch them buzz you and send you into a panic.

and southern accents

As opposed to obnoxious Northeast accents.

while I prefer tea to coffee, soccer to NFL, and read the New York Times

Forget starting your own country. There are many in already in Europe that will suffice.

We'd have the necessary funds to develop a European style social safety net,

And in time I'm sure you would also develop European-style totalitarianism and would be crying for us red-zone types to come rescue your elistist hides.

I could go on, but the more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

[Pippin]

I know snugs and Mad Ivan would "kill" him, LOL!

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

Hey, Welcome back BlueStateLiberal! You reincarnate real good!

Oops.... my finger slipped again.... Here comes the torpedo of Doom!...... See ya!

[Mears]

If he was a real Anglophile he'd call soccer "football"

[TBarnett34]

Retread pavement ping!

[scott0347]

[Darksheare]

Jon Lennon - In His Own Write
Page 20

Good Dog Nigel

Arf, arf, he goes, a merry sight,
Our little hairy friend,
Arf, Arf, upon the lampost bright
Arfing round the bend.
Nice dog! Goo boy,
Waggie tail and beg,
Clever nigel, jump for joy
Because we're putting you to sleep at three of the clock, Nigel.

[Pippin]

Darks, Why are these folks flaming you for?

I mean you aint that troll scum what started this thread.

[jimthewiz]

We'd have the necessary funds to develop a European style social safety net

I think that most of the oil is in red states and isn't Fort Knox (where all of gold is) in another red state?

[leftcoastlibertarian]

Typical sore loser, I'm right and every one else is wrong, liberal B.S.

Pretty funny, though!

Besides you can't have California, it belongs to Mexico now.

[BureaucratusMaximus]

The terms you use, like 'shagging' are NOT used ANYWHERE in the US you moron!

Yeah baby YEAH! /Michael Myers voice

[Darksheare]

Nigel I think he was..
Understood.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"I like beer."

So do I!!

[blackdog]

An intellectual on crystal meth. I've seen this before. Once someone gets him some weed and pizza, he'll sleep for a week and wake up having no idea of the extent of his rant. Howard Dean is a good example.

[Fierce Allegiance]

So, his name is Nigel?

[Darksheare]

*scratches head, which promptly falls off*

I'm not a hideous monster, I swear!
/ joke

[Not A Snowbird]

You're boring.

[Darksheare]

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