1 posted on
11/11/2004 8:18:04 AM PST by
Dallas59
To: Dallas59
How come we Park in the driveway and DRIVE on the parkway
Points to ponder..........LOL
2 posted on
11/11/2004 8:22:44 AM PST by
fivekid
( STOP THE WORLD!!!!! I wanna get off.........)
To: Dallas59
3 posted on
11/11/2004 8:35:37 AM PST by
SweetCaroline
(Give thanks to the GOD of heaven, for His mercy and loving kindness are forever!!)
To: Dallas59
. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Udder Pleasure
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
DaWhite Yokeum
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Anal?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
See DU.
5 posted on
11/11/2004 8:48:22 AM PST by
cowboyway
(My Hero's have always been cowboys.)
To: Dallas59
Who was the first person to look at a lobster and think "I bet that would be really tasty with a little melted butter."
6 posted on
11/11/2004 10:38:26 AM PST by
ushr435
To: Dallas59
Why do drive-up ATMs have Braille on them?
And how sad is it that the one that made my laugh out loud was the quizzical one??
7 posted on
11/11/2004 1:06:18 PM PST by
melbell
(groovy)
To: Dallas59
Why do they call it a "building" instead of a "built"? ;)
To: Dallas59
9 posted on
11/11/2004 1:34:02 PM PST by
waverna
(I shall do neither. I have killed my captain...and my friend.)
To: Dallas59
If you hook up a battery to a horn with positive to positive and negative to negative, the horn blows.
If you hook it up backwards, does the horn suck?
11 posted on
11/13/2004 5:56:24 AM PST by
A Real Dan Fan... NOT
(Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate sumb*tch.)
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