Posted on 11/10/2004 3:26:49 PM PST by jim macomber
Did anyone hear Glen Beck this morning when he ‘interviewed Allah’? I certainly can’t do it justice but maybe someone knows where it’s archived or taped or something but one part (really paraphrased) that was great was when he asked Allah:
Beck: So what’s up with this 72 virgins thing?
Allah: (Nasty laugh). Oh, that’s a rumor I started.
Beck: So it’s not true?
Allah: Right. Like I’d make 72 perfectly nice girls spend eternity servicing some schlub who goes around killing innocent people.
Beck: So why’d you start the rumor?
Allah: That way when somebody comes to heaven and they ask about the virgins, I know they’re terrorists and I send them as far south as they can go in a hurry.
There is a FReeper with personal pictures with Glenn. Anyone know offhand who that is?
I love Glenn and I miss his theme song (by the lefties).
Yuck,Yuck,Yuck... Moron trivia's a riot, too.
Listen here:
http://www.glennbeck.com/audio/
You know, you can go to his website www. Glennbeck.com and sign up to be an Insider. Then you can download and record to CD any and all of his shows.
I'm on my way. Thanks!
Hope he isn't planning to go to the Netherlands.
Really. That was my thought, too. Without Ashcroft, though, the Van Gogh knifers, though, might eventually make life hard for Mr. Beck before too long. Sure hope not.
Very funny.
Actually the Arabic word 'houri' which is taken to mean the mythical 'chastely amorous virgins' which reward Muslim 'martyrs' apparently is an East Syriac word meaning 'grapes'. The whole passage which makes little sense in Arabic seems to be an East Syrian Christian text, and make perfectly good sense in East Syriac.
If you do join, you HAVE to pull up his show from Nov. 3 (The Glenn Beck Gloat Fest). I have never laughed so hard in my life!
I love Glenn Beck! I missed his show yesterday, but fortunately I'm an Insider and can go download this right now. His "Real American A-Holes" series is alone worth the price of admission to Insiderdom.
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