Sharapova denied change of balls in Los Angeles

GoTennis ^ | 2004-11-10 06:01:33 GMT | Matthew Cronin

[speedy]

I guess you just did. As they used to say in the old days, she could lick any woman on the court. I didn't say it, mind you, but there were those who did.

[Shryke]

Wow, that's a title. I swear that some of the SAF list must write some of these articles.

BEEBER to the SAF list!

SAF is the Smart A$$ed Freeper list, dedicated to levity. Please email me to be on or off.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Huh?

What did ya say?

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/100763.html

(I wasn't looking... Say it again, please.)

[Constitution Day]

Gracious.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Now that doesn't make a lick of sense!

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/100931.html

Now just who is Martina Navalickacova? Billie Jean Cling?

[Tolik]

I am sorry, your analysis in your previous two posts are deeper and better than in this one.

[Andonius_99]

Hehe...i just clicked the link and I got a pop-up (not that way, you pre-vert) that said get some hands-on experience...

[speedy]

Ick, Martina all hot and bothered. I need to go for a walk.

[Robert A Cook PE]

So, is the press still checking out their TT's to verify this story?

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/16755.html

(WhyisatexasTechgirlproudofherTT's?)

[marktuoni]

So anyway,

Tiger Woods is driving from a great round in Ireland..

He notices that the Mercedes is low on fuel so he pulls into the nearest gas station.

"Top o' da mornin'" says the attendant.
"Hi how are you", replies Tiger.

As Tiger gets out of the Benz, a couple of tees fall out of his pocket to the ground.

"What might dos be?" inquires the attendant.

"They're called tees, I use them to rest my balls on when I drive", replies Tiger.

"Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!", exclaimes the attendant, "dos fellas at Mercedes tink of EVERYTHING!"

[clyde260]

I can't!

NO! I said I can't.

Please, leave me alone,

I'LL GET BANNED!!!

[AmishDude]

I hear that Martina Navratalova had a similar problem.

[theFIRMbss]

>

Sharapova plays
her first LA match Thursday.
Check ESPN.

She wears that same dress
all the time. Receiving serve
is TIVO heaven . . .

[LiteKeeper]

bump - for research purposes only

[theFIRMbss]

Sharapova starts
tonight, ESPN2,
11 Eastern.

Florida Russian
Maria versus Russian
Russian Svetlana . . .

[theFIRMbss]

>

Sharapova Shines in L.A., Wins Tour Championships

Maria Sharapova added another chapter to her young, but
already storied career on Monday - overcoming a 4-0
deficit in the decisive set to win the WTA Tour
Championships presented by Porsche. The Russian teen won
six consecutive games in the final set to defeat Serena
Williams, 46 62 64.

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To win just a set
Williams had to play so hard
stomach muscles gave . . .

Maria hung tough,
didn't get distracted and
gets a million bucks!

(I am sure Freepers
thinking, um, good thoughts for her
helped Maria win!)