[RikaStrom]

Good Morning Students. Welcome to class!

Class is now in session. The rules are simple; you get a grade if you use the WFTD in a sentence, haiku, limerick, or quatrain. You get a "+" if you make a link, or make the teacher laugh, or you offer the appropriate bribes. I hold the grade book; the whip and chair.

[RikaStrom]

Morning Kiddies

[TexasNative2000]

"The blue-staters are dispairing seriatim as they ponder the election results."

I have a note from my mom regarding my absence.

[camle]

boy! not a whole lotta people chiming in this mornin, whole lotta truancy goin on heah!

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

I wish I'd remember verbatim
The quotes on McGreevey (I hate him)
Seriatim, Cipel
And ten others did tell
What he did to the gov--"Sir 'e ate 'im"

[xsmommy]

xshub leaves on another business jaunt, this time to Chicago and then Puerto Rico. this means that i will be dispatching the 3 xskids and retrieving them, seriatim, over the next several days.

[theDentist]

After preliminary examination of exit polls, someone said that morals were the deciding factor in Bush's win (wrong) and that it must be the Evangelical Christians who suddenly voted enmasse to put him over the top. Now, liberal pundits are taking up this point seriatim and blaming Kerry's loss on Christians. Any day now I expect Michael Moore to demand we all be thrown to the lions.

[Texan5]

Morning!

The orgy of grief continues
With a wealth of crocodile tears
As the 'rats stay in denial
That W gets four more years

They invent conspiracy theories seriatim
To explain just what went wrong
And call upon the Hollyweird types
With their noses in a bong

To convince the unwashed masses
That they really aren't insane
And that the object that ran them over
Is only a bicycle-not a train

[smith288]

"The terrorists in Fallujah have been moved down seriatim since the American/Iraqi forces started their assault"

[smith288]

moved=mowed

[VRWCmember]

Good morning Miss Rika. Good morning xs.

xs, I'm glad you liked my submittal yesterday. I didn't have time for much as I was on a quick break from all-day "Train the Trainer" meetings, so I only had time to come up with the one anagram for the word. But then, I figured I wasn't going to top that one anyway.

As for the "Orgasmatron" thread you pinged us to, that kind of sounds like a name for a cheesy sci-fi porn flick.

[Asphalt]

Watching the Democrats march in seriatim to the Canadian border makes me full of joy.

[NeoCaveman]

(waves hands widly) Teacher, isn't the seriatim the eighth group of angles, way below the cherubim and the seraphim (sp)??

[thingumbob]

good morning

[NeoCaveman]

Dennis Prager explains the Dems seriatim of losses.

Very good article.

[international american]

Two days before the election,Kerry and his crew moved through mostly deserted whistle stops, where Kerry doled out his 15 minutes of lies seriatum, as individual thugs stepped up their attacks on conservatives.

[thingumbob]

Following the death of filmmaker Theo van Gogh in Holland by a Moroccan extremist holding dual citizenship, the begins of a revolt among the citizenry is materializing whereby I look forward to seeing the remaining European countries follow seriatum with similar out rage.

As Bruce Willis said in Die Hard......

Welcome to the fight pal.........

[Robert A Cook PE]

Unfortunately, this isn't the only election where fraud has occurred, but is just the last in a seriathem.

[MortMan]

Dems find the truth,
Then run in a panic,
With their seriatim lies,
You'd think they were manic.

But, no, they don't fib,
For reasons unspoken,
It's just that they can,
For their consciences are broken.

[Dutchgirl]

Is it a good morning? I just got to work, away from the kids--finally a chance to freep and relax and was disappointed to read that Otto is prowling offshore...I immediately think of this man...

[Jack Deth]

Good morning, Miss Rika:

---

It's a pity
That in every major city.

There are people who query
The oddest of theories.
For the masses to digest.

Hardly Soccratic.
Often dogmatic.
With a train of logic not seriatic.

Their "Investigations" make Headlines.
In the world of competitive Deadlines.

Read to the world by bumbling,
Grumbling toupee'd Geriatrics.

Jack.