Word For The Day, Wednesday, November 10, 2004

The Verbivores | 11/10/04 | Teacher

[Argh]

This one's easy. Xs, Cincinnati's about the most prudish city in the U.S. Your going there is indicative of your deep desire to live the life of a nice clean Catholic girl. You're anxious to achieve this maidenly nirvana, but it's going to be a LONG trip, testing your patience severely (hence the frustratingly long line at the pit stop), because you've lived your life like such a whyisa so far. Your dream brain has translated paradise's 72 virgins (reflective of your guilt about your dissolute lifestyle) into Arab women holding up the show. Similarly, your kids being along are also emblematic of your feelings of guilt.

You're welcome. Please send me $20 U.S. for this superb interpretation. Thank you. I hope you get over it.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Keith Moon was like two drummers in one body.

[xsmommy]

how did you feel about Jim Croce?

[MeekOneGOP]

Mornin'!

Have a cup while you Freep !

[xsmommy]

thanks for sharing that Vast. it is truly amazing to hear the first hand accounts and really puts a human face on what we see on the news to hear it in their own words.

[Argh]

Happy Birthday Marines!!

[xsmommy]

bottom line i just think it meant that i drank too much water before i went to bed..... : )

[Hegewisch Dupa]

That was so well put I am giving you fair warning that I need to steal it!

[Argh]

That's probably it. If you're feeling sporty, you can send the $20 anyway.

[Dutchgirl]

Is it a good morning? I just got to work, away from the kids--finally a chance to freep and relax and was disappointed to read that Otto is prowling offshore...I immediately think of this man...

[xsmommy]

post your address and i will. : )

[Conspiracy Guy]

I loved Croce. "New York's not my Home" is my favorite Croce song.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Good God - thanks for sharing, Vast

[Conspiracy Guy]

Steal away.

[xsmommy]

xshub it spozed to go to PR at the end of this week. he is intransit to Chicago now, but i have been sending him email about the storm destined for PR and environs and he will eventually check his mail via laptop. who woulda thunk you would still have to think about this crap when it is mid November??

[Hegewisch Dupa]

approved of

[Jack Deth]

Good morning, Miss Rika:

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It's a pity
That in every major city.

There are people who query
The oddest of theories.
For the masses to digest.

Hardly Soccratic.
Often dogmatic.
With a train of logic not seriatic.

Their "Investigations" make Headlines.
In the world of competitive Deadlines.

Read to the world by bumbling,
Grumbling toupee'd Geriatrics.

Jack.

[xsmommy]

wow, you can almost dance to that one... : )

[mikrofon]

Very nice compilation there!

However, I'd never stoop to refer to you as "Mr. A++++++"...
(Oh, those WEREN'T meant as placeholders? ;-)

[xsmommy]

this thread is strictly for mature people... that is why CG is already there and i sense HD is being paged...