LIBS WANT TO SECEDE

Various | November 9, 2004 | Self

[oldtimer]

We have been hearing that the libs want to secede from the redneck, Bible thumping, knuckle dragging and so forth, spewing hatred from so called Red States that should be blue States.

#1 There will be no healing. That is a crock of clinton

#2The libs want to kind of merge with Canada, and that is a wonderful thing.

#3 The libs love Government, and want socialism, and Canada (especially the frogs in Quebec) would love them.

#4 Libs, so don't let the doorknob hit you in the arse, when you exit the US.

[oldtimer]

Our company does a lot of business with Canadian companies, and it works well.

I live in Texas and our energy resources (along with Louisiana) would do well in the new economy.

[freebilly]

Who will they tax?

[SteveMcKing]

I'm sure that urban zones could survive without our farmlands.....

[Gone_Postal]

Let them!!
They can be colonies to the US and we can tax them to death ........seems fair to me

[Pointblank]

Don't let the door hit 'em where the good Lord split 'em...here is your walking papers...

[brewcrew]

Let 'em go. Then we can nitpick 'em into a fight and kick their collective @$$, take over their new country (Libistan) and make 'em all into slaves that build pyramids.

[trashcanbred]

Ah! Don't say "new economy". If anything that statement brings up bad memories from the late 90's.

[Rocko]

They want to be the New Confederacy? Sorry; we're keeping the real estate. We already had an earlier Republican president settle the secession issue issue nearly 150 years ago.

[Pajama Blogger Reader]

You know...

There is a sinister side to all of this...its almost as if Osama and Al Qaeda are fomenting this Blue/Red divisionist rhetoric, to bring the US down from within... just as the communists sought to do during the Vietnam era. Gives you pause to think.

[Nyboe]

I'd gladly let all the blue "counties" secede :)

(at least the ones in the Northeast)

[Prime Choice]

Let them try to secede. I'd like to kick their butts twice in one year.

[xtinct]

One million, ninety-five thousand + Massachusetts people voted for Bush.

One million, seven hundred thousand + voted for Kerry.

There are 6,830,000 + people in MA... Where did the rest of these upstanding citizens vote?

[Visioneer]

Let them go...then they can pay tarrifs anytime they cross over the continental US while they tax themselves blind trying to sustain the welfare and illegal immigrant masses

[Charles Henrickson]

They should move to Canada and improve the I.Q. of two countries.

[johnb838]

Unfortunately there is a law against insurrection, so they won't be able to keep any of the land. I believe the penalty is ummmm... let's see.... what was that penalty... oh yeah, I remember... DEATH!

But seriesly it is about time that the rats have to start obeying the law or giving up their freedom. The time when you can do whatever the hell you want in America and not have to pay the piper is coming to an end. I hope.

[Humidston]

I want nukes for Texas! Massive foreign aid from the blue states can keep us content with our weapons, our oil and our harvests along with our own cattle.

C'ya libs!! Move out now to make room for red people stuck in blue cesspools!

[Jackson Brown]

#3 The libs love Government, and want socialism, and Canada (especially the frogs in Quebec) would love them.

Not quite, the "Québécois" hate anyone whose first language is English, liberal or not...they want to secede from Canada.

The people west of Toronto want to secede form the rest of Canada (would like to be part of the US -- with Bush in office, especially)

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

Silly! They don't need farms! They'll just eat at restaurants!

[oldtimer]

We spent a couple of weeks in British Columbia in July, and let me assure you that the wonderful "socialized medicine" was rubbed in our face by the BC'rs.

[the_gospel_of_thomas]

Attention LIBERALS: The SIGN Says ... Finding a place to take you'r sorry A$SES is getting harder and harder ...