Give the gift that keeps on giving
1 posted on
11/09/2004 12:13:56 PM PST by
Yo-Yo
To: Yo-Yo
I am suing them for copyright infringement. That's my middle name.
2 posted on
11/09/2004 12:16:01 PM PST by
Shryke
To: Yo-Yo
$17,000? Guess I need to sell granny's jewelry ;)
3 posted on
11/09/2004 12:16:08 PM PST by
najida
(I shop for my fillet mignon at Walmart.)
To: Yo-Yo
I've way too twisted of a mind, but I hope that someone has the good sense to work on heavy cryptography to encode these signals. It could make for some extremely embarrassing moments at particular political conventions or floor debates.
6 posted on
11/09/2004 12:21:39 PM PST by
kingu
(Which would you bet on? Iraq and Afghanistan? Or Haiti and Kosovo?)
To: Nita Nupress
I ain't touchin' this one.
10 posted on
11/09/2004 12:26:31 PM PST by
dirtboy
(Tagline temporarily out of commission due to excessive intake of gin-soaked raisins)
To: Yo-Yo
Somewhere in America Bill Clinton has an evil smile on his face...........
To: Yo-Yo
Huh? "Orgasmatron" was a Motorhead album.
(BTW, Lemmy is God).
15 posted on
11/09/2004 12:32:11 PM PST by
StoneColdGOP
(She calls me *Mini-Merc*)
To: Yo-Yo
Sheesh... as if the Prozac cult hasn't been enough....
16 posted on
11/09/2004 12:37:02 PM PST by
unspun
(unspun.info | Did U work your precinct, churchmembers, etc. for good votes?)
To: TheBigB; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim
To: Yo-Yo; Constitution Day
18 posted on
11/09/2004 12:38:33 PM PST by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: Yo-Yo
This is a come on :^* In the latter part of the 19th century there were all sorts of contraptions invented by doctors for the purpose of treating hysteria in women. And, all of the devices were orgasmatrons of one type or another. Therapy was more fun then.
19 posted on
11/09/2004 12:39:08 PM PST by
Pinetop
To: Yo-Yo
28 posted on
11/09/2004 12:51:40 PM PST by
tacticalogic
("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: Xenalyte
I have some weird guilty feeling not pinging you to this thread. Apparently my medical records have been made public.
34 posted on
11/09/2004 1:17:54 PM PST by
Shryke
To: vikingchick
"She said it was difficult to part with the orgasmatron when the study ended."
Wonder what the hubby/boyfriend had to say about it???? LOL!
39 posted on
11/09/2004 1:29:52 PM PST by
BossLady
(A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have -- Abraham Lincoln)
To: Cannonette
40 posted on
11/09/2004 1:49:41 PM PST by
Cannoneer No. 4
(Kandahar Airfield -- “We’re not on the edge of the world, but we can see it from here")
To: ValerieUSA
45 posted on
11/09/2004 10:36:20 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
("All I have seen teaches me trust the Creator for all I have not seen." -- Emerson)
To: Yo-Yo
Some years ago, the L.A. Times reported discovery of a chemical which could induce orgasm in women--even when the nerves between the brain and genitalia had been severed.
For some reason, they did not print my letter, which simply said: "New hope for Hillary."
--Boris
52 posted on
11/10/2004 1:52:37 PM PST by
boris
(The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a Leftist with a word processor)
To: Yo-Yo
The Sci-Fi author Larry Niven had a similar idea that he wrote about in his Ringworld series of books.
Louise Wu had what was called a 'droud' inserted into the pleasure center of his brain which would stimulate the pleasure centre with electrical current.
53 posted on
11/10/2004 8:34:45 PM PST by
Chewbacca
(Just because Social Security was set up as a Ponzi Scheme doesn't mean I have to support it!)
To: Yo-Yo; All
Attention Ladies:
There is ONLY ONE remote control
- and I have it.
;^D
56 posted on
11/15/2004 3:38:43 PM PST by
RebelTex
(Freedom is Everyone's Right... ...and Everyone's Responsibility!)
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