[Corin Stormhands]

Titanic was worth it for this scene...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Ah yes, DiCaprio sinking to the bottom like a frozen turkey.

I clapped and cheered and I was lucky I wasn't torn to bits by a hoard of enraged teenyboppers. Fortunately for me they were bawling like they had been teargassed and I was able to slide quietly down in my seat until the horror passed.