Yoko Ono has the No. 1 single on the dance chart(has to be thefirst sign of the apocolypse)

peopl.com ^ | 11 7 04 | people.com

[freepatriot32]

CHARTED: Yoko Ono, 71, has the No. 1 single on the dance chart, "Every Man Has A Man Who Loves Him"/"Every Woman Has A Woman Who Loves Her," a mix of techno beats and her somewhat off-key vocals that delivers a message in favor of same-sex unions. "This is a victory not just for me but for all Americans who are against the administration's decision to ban gay marriage," Ono says about the success of the tune, as quoted by the BBC.

[JanetteS]

"Voting Is For Old People" is anit-voting propaganda disseminated by the Bush administration to disenfranchise the "Vote or Die" youths of America.

Bush's Fault ;)

[Netizen]

You left of the barf alert in the title!

[oceanperch]

#1 in another country or the US of A?


What is #1 in our country on the pop charts anyway?

[weegee]

Hey, Yoko. Little Richard has some advice...

"SHUT UP!"

[oceanperch]

AAAACKKKK please remind all your loved ones to keep her music out of your field of hearing.

She really does suck big time, but with unlimited funds I could put out music productions too. I will forever not be able to carry a tune, only sing when alone in the van. Family insists.

[freepatriot32]

well barf alert was inplyed when i wrote yoko ono and song in the same sentence :-)

[little jeremiah]

Homosexual promoters equate "love" with "same sex acts". There is no connection.

Plenty of women love women, and men love men. Like FRIENDS AND RELATIVES! TEACHERS AND STUDENTS! etc etc.

Love and sex sometimes are related, sometimes not. Frodo and Sam are perfect examples. Devoted friends. Not a pinch of anything sexual about it.

[weegee]

Parents love their kids, kids love their grandparents... people love their pets. God loves us all.

There is no sexual component needed to make that love "greater" or to show that we "really" love someone.

Restraint can even be shown when 2 people have a sexual attraction. For example, people who are related, people who are married to other people, and people who are under age. The people pushing the Sex Positive Agenda (of which the Homosexual Agenda is just a battering ram at society's laws and moral judgements) believe that abstinence is unhealthy because people are denying their desires. They make no moral judgements and rape is about the only thing I find them opposing (and rape fantasies are perfectly fine with them).

[little jeremiah]

I agree 100%.

I am considering starting a moral absolutes in general ping list...what do you think?

[scripter]

Frodo and Sam are perfect examples.

Indeed. Or David and Jonathan, who some homosexual advocates refer to as homosexuals.

[little jeremiah]

There are so many examples of devoted, faithful friends without a taint of sexuality. It seems the "gay" radicals want to pollute every vestige of natural elevating human feeling with base sexual motives.

That's the glass they see through. It's very saddening for them, and they have no right to force everyone else to be blinded they way they are.

[Clintonfatigued]

"GO BACK TO KOREA YOU UGLY MOP!!!"

Yoko Ono is actually Japanese.

[Heff]

In the words of the immortal Archie Bunker....


Whatever!

[Annie03]

ping!

[Grampa Dave]

She has to be one of the ugliest/no talent left wingers in the world.

[chilepepper]

apologies to Basho

yoko singing
cat in heat
soulful wail
piercing screech
ears cry
pain!
relief!
silence

[Charles Henrickson]

If Yoko Ono married a dead gay character actor, then married a '70s rock band, then married a character from the Firesign Theatre albums, and then she opened a gas station, would it be . . . Yoko Coco Poco Rococo Sunoco?

[weegee]

And if Wonder Woman married the founder of Playboy and then Henry Kissinger, she'd be Wonder Hughes Kissinger now.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I call them blank discs (on which I put actual music)

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I call them blank discs (on which I put actual music)