Yoko Ono has the No. 1 single on the dance chart(has to be thefirst sign of the apocolypse)

peopl.com ^ | 11 7 04 | people.com

[freepatriot32]

CHARTED: Yoko Ono, 71, has the No. 1 single on the dance chart, "Every Man Has A Man Who Loves Him"/"Every Woman Has A Woman Who Loves Her," a mix of techno beats and her somewhat off-key vocals that delivers a message in favor of same-sex unions. "This is a victory not just for me but for all Americans who are against the administration's decision to ban gay marriage," Ono says about the success of the tune, as quoted by the BBC.

[freepatriot32]

I have officially lost all respect for the music industry if you play a yoko ono record at gitmo the hague would bring war crimes charges against you.Now clubbers are actually PAYING MONEY to hear her single about the glorys of poop sex and carpet inspecting we are truly living in the end times

[Clintonfatigued]

ATTENTION YOKO ONO FANS:

Yoko Ono will release an LP of her greatest hits. The CD has no music on it.

[TBarnett34]

Y'know, your link took me to an article featuring Hilary Duff and her sister Haylie.

I think I'll take the following liberty...

[Chummy]

"'This is a victory not just for me but for all Americans who are against the administration's decision to ban gay marriage,' Ono says...."


Correct me if I'm wrong: didn't the majority of free citizens in at least eleven states decide by themselves that gay marriage should not be recognized?

[freepatriot32]

The CD has no music on it.

Now thats a yuko ono album i would actually buy :-)

[martin_fierro]

Yoko Ono will release an LP of her greatest hits. The CD has no music on it.

They sell those things by the STACK!

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[Shortwave]

"This is a victory not just for me but for all Americans who are against the administration's decision to ban gay marriage,"

Is she implying she is an American? Bag. Also, with what law did the 'administration" use to ban gay marriage? Oh, you mean the "Defense of Marriage Act" passed by Bill Clinton?

[JanetteS]

"This is a victory not just for me but for all Americans who are against the administration's decision to ban gay marriage," Ono says"

Fine, you keep the #1 spot on the dance charts, we'll keep the #1 spot in the White House.

By the way, wouldn't the people who make this the #1 song on the dance charts be the demographic that was supposed to "Vote or Die"?

[martin_fierro]

I'd tell Yoko to "STFU and Sing" but she can't sing, either.

[KarlInOhio]

Yoko's music makes me want to go clubbing.

[joebuck]

Actually, this cut is popular because it scares all the rats out of the European dance clubs.

[bannie]

That whore has been desperately trying to be significant for years and years and years and years. It shows.

[Heff]

the administration's decision to ban gay marriage

Hey!!! (Saying in my best Sam Kinison voice) Ugly no-talent, Beatle-killer....STFU...and its not just the administration's decision to ban gay Marriage...60 MILLION F'ng PEOPLE AGREED with the PRESIDENT LAST TUESDAY!!!!

GO BACK TO KOREA YOU UGLY MOP!!!

[viaveritasvita]

Apparently this screeching left-over-from-the-'60's hag isn't aware of the way the votes went in the states that had no gay marriage on the ballots. What an idiot!

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[StoneFury]

Some of her biggest supporters showing their support at the dance club

[Incorrigible]

[CarolTX]

I knew there was something missing from campaign 2004...and this was IT! Yoko should have been touring for Kerry with Cher and the other has-beens.
I mean, we had an entire 60's flashback/rehash of Vietnam, Jane Fonda, etc...let's drag in the Beatles, too.

My Christmas Wish list is now complete: Clinton book, Moore DVD, and Yoko Ono CD. (sarcasm off)

[martin_fierro]

ROFL

[weegee]

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If Yoko Ono had married Cher's ex and then the lead singer of U2 she'd be Yoko Ono Bono Bono...

[najida]

The woman can't sing. Someone needs to tell her.